xmilitaryxmikex

This is all I wanted to do today:

1) Get base parking sticker for my truck (damn computers seem to go down every time I try to get one )
2) Get a new military ID card (they gave me the old green one--for dependants and inactive reserve--instead of the white "CAC" card for active duty and active reservists.
3) Get haircut before drill weekend (I've been paying $12 for the same haircut I can get on base for $6)

1) mission accomplished
2) mission failed... BECAUSE!!!
3) I GOT THE MOST FUCKED UP HAIRCUT EVER!!!

you'd figure the barbers on base do this for a living and wouldn't fuck up a damn crew cut. The sonofabitch faded WAY TOO HIGH and I'm appalled by what he called "trimming the top". I'm seriously fucking about this haircut; it's really emotionally distressing to me because I've never had my hair butchered this bad before EVER! I go in there needing a posi crew cut and leave looking like this:


seriously, I am fucking pissed and completely upset about my haircut. I'll definitely be wearing hats for awhile until my hair grows out. FUCK!!!! Don't laugh. I'll fucking shank your ass.