xmilitaryxmikex

Who want's casserole? Just help yourself to the one that's on the hood of my fucking truck.

Can you believe this fucking bullshit happened basically outside of my fucking door and window? I came out to my truck last night and there it was. So I had to go emergency wash my truck, but not before I took a picture of it with my phone so I can show the building manager today.

This is fucking horseshit! If I ever catch the motherfucker that did this you can expect me to never come back to SG again because I'll be incarcerated for assault with a deadly weapon (I'll use my skateboard like on Kids). Yeah, after I came back from washing my truck some dude, named Rafael, drove by and was telling me he saw some motherfuckers looking suspicious around here. He also said not too long ago some fucking haters keyed up his Mustang that was parked. I bet all of this is just a bunch of fuck ass kids, like always, during the summertime. This is where year-round school and summer jobs comes into effect.

You just don't mess with a man's vehicle. The same as his food, money, girl, and family. You do, you can expect to get your ass whooped or even killed. It's fucking honor and respect.

I just wanted to throw this in from Way of the Gun:

this is good poo...


Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey fucksuck, get your slippery fucking ass off the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass!
Parker: Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!

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Raving Bitch: You like to fuck babyheads? You like to fuck boys? He's gonna fuck you in the ass, how do you like that? He's not even gay but he'll do it just to fuck...
Bar Patron: Honey honey. She's got a big mouth but she's not kidding. I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna fuck you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours.

That fucking cunt deserved having her nose fucking splattered!