So, I've been thinking, "Man, I'd really like to fuck my teacher and a couple of the girls in my Texas Government class." Will it happen? Absolutely not. Those chicks aren't into dudes like me: overbearing, cynical, homophobic, and not your typical white Abercrombie-wearing male model. Oh well, fuck 'em; they're really not my type (other than just a fuck) anyway. 
So, this weekend I'm looking forward to going down to Austin to kick it with my best friend, Randy, for 4th of July weekend.
Yeah, that's been my partner-in-crime for the past couple of years I was in the Navy. It's been almost a year since I last saw him.
He's been out and doing some car repair school down in Houston, and been partying it up like it's 1999. I'm not too happy with some of the shit he's told me he's done, but I'm not gonna turn my back on him because I'm Straight Edge now and he's not. No matter what, we'll have fun being the ol' Dynamic Duo again. 
So, this weekend I'm looking forward to going down to Austin to kick it with my best friend, Randy, for 4th of July weekend.
Yeah, that's been my partner-in-crime for the past couple of years I was in the Navy. It's been almost a year since I last saw him.
He's been out and doing some car repair school down in Houston, and been partying it up like it's 1999. I'm not too happy with some of the shit he's told me he's done, but I'm not gonna turn my back on him because I'm Straight Edge now and he's not. No matter what, we'll have fun being the ol' Dynamic Duo again. VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
so, you're saying you're overbearing, cynical, homophobic and not capable of being a model? oh, that's what i thought.
whatever, billy graham is the shit.
and i understand what you said about being part of the military work-force. i'm sure after being around that much discipline in the work place, civilian life has to be an absolute joke.