xiphoidtoo

Woke up late this morning, that's what I get for staying up late-'tard. Good thing I took a shower last night.

Why did I even pay for a parking permit? Is it for the exclusive right (along with 25,000 other students) to become a shark and prey on parking spots. Unless you get to school by 8am, your screwed.

Could not concentrate on lectures today, so thus, school was boring. I did however write about three poems. Not something that I do, but for some reason they came to me. They are not very good, but I enjoyed writing them and they made me smile.

I don't know if anyone cares to read them, but here are two of them: please don't be two judgmental, they were just in fun. (from the management: although we admit we share the same body as the one who wrote these, we do not necessarily endorse them)

#1
i sit in the dark
at home all alone,
hoping and waiting
for someone to phone.

i know it won't ring
'cause i have few friends,
as i sit alone alone in the dark
wondering...is this the end?

have i wasted my days
have i wasted my life,
that was the conclused
of my late ex-wife

she nagged and whined
'til i wanted to cry,
if they ever find the pieces
i surely will fry.

#2
i love the SG women
especially from dallas,
it would probably help
if my name was susan or alice.

it's not that they look upon me
with disdain or malice,
it's just that i feel
like nothing more than a phallus.