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Alexandria, VA

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since everyone is asking, i got arrested for shoplifting.. petti larsony... fun ... 56 dollars of camera batteries adn DV tapes.... i go to court on may 15th... and on the positive side of things, i had really good sex with my girilfriend last night, so we can just pretend the first time never happened...........

oh yeah... about my balls......


Net-Head Turns His Testicles Into A `Ballboard'

RICHMOND, Va. (Wireless Flash) -- A man in Richmond, Virginia, is having a
ball on his website -- and he doesn't care who sees.

The 22-year-old nethead -- known only as "Igor" -- runs the website,
www.drivenbyboredom.com and has a unique offer for women: "Send me a
picture of your boobs and I'll write your name on my testicles."

He got the ballsy idea one day when he was getting lots of shots from naked
webcam girls and felt he "should return the favor."

It sounds nutty, but Igor says ladies seem to like seeing their names on
his balls. Still, he can get testy, especially if the woman has a long name.

Igor is getting lots of raves about his ""juevos"" but admits the woman
he's really nuts about is "The Rules Of Attraction" actress Shannyn Sossaman.

He's hoping she will send him a boob shot so he can write her name on his
nards -- even though he might run out of space.

VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
user8935778:
too many shots of your balls way too close.
Apr 7, 2003
linz:
wo! you are such a bad boy! wink sexy! what set are you talking about! an SB set?
Apr 7, 2003

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