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Ok so the weekend went alot better than i thought it would, I got on well with all of hobbits family and according to him they like me!!! *thumbs up*


Today i have been making paper stars....
Learning to drive...
And watching internet cartooons....
Mostly.....Foamy.......

Neurotically Yours: Episode # 071: The Hatta'

F: HEY, I NEED THE KEYS TO YOUR SCOOTER
G: YEAH, THAT'LL HAPPEN....WHO'S THIS?
F: THIS IS MY NEW FRIEND, LEEROY. I FOUND HIM IN A DUMPSTER IN THE BACK OF A REDISH
LOBSTER RESTURAUNT
H: HEY, LEEROY IS MY BUISNESS NAME, FOLKS CALL ME D' HAT'TAH
G: LIKE THE MAD HATTER...?
H: WELL I AM MAD.....AND A CRAZY FUCKA WHEN IT COME TO TEA... I LUVS D; TEA. YOU GIMME
D TEA AND WE'S ALL GOOD. GIMME TEA
G: WHY CAN'T YOU HAVE ANY NORMAL FRIENDS.
F; WHY WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?
H: YEAH, WHY YOU GOTYS TO SAY I AIN'T NORMAL, YOU SAYIN' DAT CAUSE I'M BLACK
AINTCHA.... JUST WHAT I'D EXPECT FROM SOME CRAZY WHITE LADY.... YOU GOTS SOME CRAZY
NERVE INSULTIN' D' HATTAH WIT YO CRAZY ASS CRACKER COMMENTS AND YOU FREAKY ASS
BITCH EYELINER THAT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE DUN THROWN A SHAROIE MARKA AT YO EYEBALL.
G: GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU RACE CARD PLAYING COCK-MUNCHER.
H: DAMN...YOU GOTS A MOUTH ON YOU LIKE A CRACK-SMOKIN' WHORE.
G: WHY IS IT OPPOSING ETHNICITIES ALWAYS HAVE TO SAY SOMEONE IS BEING RACIST WHEN
SOMEONE ELSE MAKES A COMMENT THEY DON'T AGREE WITH.
H: I'M JUST MESSIN' WITH YOU WHITEY. US BLACK SQUIRRELS USUALLY JUST SAY WHITE
FOLKS ARE RACISTS CAUSE THEY USUALLY JUST SHUT UP N' WALKS AWAY WHEN WES DO.
F: NEET TRICK, HUH?
G: THAT'S FUCKED UP.
H: WHAT ARE YA, RACIST?
G: OH SHUT UP.
H: DAT SOUND LIKE SOME RACIALLY MOTIVATED SHIT YO
F: OK, NO ONE IS BUYING THE RACIST THING ANYMORE DUDE, CHILL OUT.
H: AW DANGIT. I HATE WHEN PEOPLE REALIZE I'S JUST TALKIN' SHIT.



I wish i was a cool black squirrel