xevilxashleyx

It's strange to be home on a sunday afternoon...

I gave myself the second most rediculous haircut I could think of today (the first most rediculous being the flat top-mohawk-mullet that the bad guy had in The Scorpion King. I don't have the patience for such nonsense. I also don't have the hair...)
It was partially because my hair was getting gnarley, partially because I get bored with my hair quick, and partially because of this random heat wave we're having here in good ole' Nude Hampster. There's no way to describe it, and I'm too lazy to take a picture. Just take my word on it's rediculousness...

I had the most insane, intense, mind blowing sex I've ever had in my life last night. The kind where you end up screaming at the top of your lungs without realizing it and then giggling like a retard on crack when it's all said and done.

Fuck yes, nucca.

I want that every night. I'm addicted.

Anyway, those of you who frequent my p.o.s. journal know that every once in a while, I randomly post a bunch of pornographic items I'd love to own...

Here's the current installment of said pornographic items:

First, Eon McKai's Kill Girl, Kill. .
Second, the long awaited Art School Sluts. Holy fucking hotness, Eon McKai is my new hero.



These were labled as "Vampire Gloves," so I had to check it out just to see what the hell a "Vampire Glove" was. Turns out, its a glove with a bunch of tiny pins embedded in it, so as to add nice zing to those spankings I love so very much...

I dig power tools. And raw metal. And as a result, this:



I'm also a big fan of sounding, and this particular type is haaaard to fiiiind..



And the crem de la crem:

An (incredibly realistic looking) ejaculating dildo, "complete with suction cup and moving balls"..!



The things I could do (or have done to me) with this stuff..!


I think I'm officially a Perv with a capital P...



Love me anyway?

**Random Fucking Update!**

Marie is back?! Holy fucking great great goodness!



Tattoos + Blood = Holy Hotness

Two of my favoritest things: Tattoos and Blood. Holy Fucking Shit...

Aaaaand...there was just a randomly huuuugenormous thunderstorm here. Pouring rain, hardcore, booming, shake-the-house thunder...and I did a whole lot of jacking off. Storms turn me on...

I'm done now.