xevilxashleyx

So...sunday...me, Brian. Wonderousness. It's beyond words! What's a girl to do?! (here's a hint, it looks something like this ---> )

So..yeah! What can I say?
Had one of the most hectic weekends I've had in a long time, and I didn't really do anything at all.

I saw sooo many people this weekend! Crazy parties! Crazy drunk people! I don't even know why I bother going to these parties, I don't drink or smoke or anything at all, and I always end up taking care of people.
What can I say? I'm a nurturer, I can't help it...
I spent the night asking my drunk friend if he was ok, to which he responded "I'm fiiiiiine! Quit worrying!" Every time...
Including one time where he sat up, white as a fucking ghost; I asked "Are you ok? You want anything?" And he said "I'm fiiiiiiiine! Quit worrying!" And then...puked.
Amazingness.


Shit son! It's a meat suit!

You!




HA!