xevilxashleyx

This is the GREATEST thing EVER:

This kid is from myspace. You can find him here.

He's been emailing me for days trying to talk to me. When I talk to him, this is how the conversation goes:

JonMichelinSucks (11:22:05 PM): HEY YOU!
LittleEvil3586 is no longer idle at 11:30:20 PM.
LittleEvil3586 (11:30:28 PM): whos this
JonMichelinSucks (11:30:38 PM): er..ashley.. from myspace!
LittleEvil3586 (11:30:59 PM): oh hi
JonMichelinSucks (11:31:02 PM): haha hi
LittleEvil3586 (11:31:03 PM): wat was ur otha sn
JonMichelinSucks (11:31:18 PM): xevilxashleyx but thats my yahoo name...
LittleEvil3586 (11:31:32 PM): hey u wanna have sex
JonMichelinSucks (11:31:38 PM): uhh
JonMichelinSucks (11:31:40 PM): no
LittleEvil3586 (11:31:43 PM): y plz
LittleEvil3586 (11:31:51 PM): kk bye
LittleEvil3586 signed off at 11:31:56 PM.
JonMichelinSucks (11:31:57 PM): wtf?
Previous message was not received by LittleEvil3586 because of error (11:31:57 PM): User LittleEvil3586 is not available.

Is that not fucking GREAT? This kid's like "All the girls hate me because I'm a freak. Blah blah blah..." No, son, all the girlies hate you because you're an ass.

Haha..let's all IM him and ask him to have sex. I love it...

I'd also considered giving you all his phone number, since he gave it to me...but that just might be crossing a boundry..haha...


Anyway!

Hung out with Brian666 yesterday and today...
How's this for a great first impression: I'm fidgety and retarded, just because that's how I am...but when we went to his house to watch a fucking great pirate movie, I end up getting sick.
I throw up lots, then...I pass out on the couch.

Grand, ain't it?

He was super fucking cool about it, though - gave me a pillow and tucked me in and it was wonderous.

Sweetest guy ever.

And his band..is named...Devil's Champion.

HA! I love it...