Stolen from Katie 's journal:
how tall are you? 5'4"
Have you ever smoked heroin? No, and I'll leave it at that...
Do you own a gun? Fuck no, guns are for pussies.
Have you ever been arrested? Yes, when I was 6 years old. Hardfuckingcore.
Rehab? Is for quitters
How many of your friends have committed suicide? 2
Do you shave your crotch? First, 'crotch' is a fucking horrid word. Second...yes, but not entirely. Hairless pussy belongs on little girls, man...
Would you fuck someone in a cemetery? Yes. Hotness...
Do you ever punch yourself? How does one manage to punch ones self? I could never get the proper angle...
Have you ever killed an animal? Not intentionally.
Are you Irish? Not completely
Who would you punch if you could? I wouldn't punch anyone, I'm a lover, not a fighter
What do you think of hot dogs? The smell of 'real' ones makes me want to vomit.
What's your favorite Christmas song? I hate christmas and everything that goes with it...except the presents.
What is your favorite smell? mint, citrus fruits
What do you prefer to drink in the morning? water or tea.
Would you go to SF or NYC right now if you had the chance?
NY - I know lots of nifty people there...or near there, anyway.
Do you do pushups? Sit ups, if I'm feeling ambitious enough...
Do you ever fantasize about murder? Lame question.
Would you fuck Victoria Gotti if you could? Maybe if she didn't have that terrible fake tan and that terrible blond hair. And wasn't so old. I'd pork her sons, though...
Have you ever done ecstasy? Yes
Are you straightedge? No
Are you vegan? Yes, it's no harder than being veggie.
Do you shoplift? No
What s the last thing you stole? I don't know, it was ages ago...
Do you ski or snowboard? Fuck no. Fuck the cold, fuck the snow, and fuck falling on my ass a million times.
What do you think of moustaches? Generally, I don't.
Do you use hair gel? No. I don't use anything...it would be pointless, anyway...
Do you sniff cocaine? Fuck cocaine, man.
Who is your favorite serial killer? Henry Lee Lucas and Otis Toole...look 'em up, man.
Have you ever made out with your friend's bf or gf? Fuck no, asshole.
Have you ever been caught mid-hump? Pretty damn close.
Have you been shot? With a bb gun and a pneumatic staple gun - do either of those count?
Have you ever been hospitalized? Yes.
Do you like painkillers? No. Lame.
What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret anymore, and then everyone would know how to do it...
Do you own a knife? Lame question. Every household owns knives...
Have you played ghettopoly? No..I hate board games.
Have you ever bought drugs in the "ghetto" or "hood"? Does the ghetto of Raymond work?
Do you have A.D.D.? adHd, actually..
Have you ever had a head injury? I've had a few concussions and such...
How many virgins have u slept with? 2
Do u love the pain a tattoo brings? Lame question.
I'm just bored, man...that's all..
how tall are you? 5'4"
Have you ever smoked heroin? No, and I'll leave it at that...
Do you own a gun? Fuck no, guns are for pussies.
Have you ever been arrested? Yes, when I was 6 years old. Hardfuckingcore.
Rehab? Is for quitters
How many of your friends have committed suicide? 2
Do you shave your crotch? First, 'crotch' is a fucking horrid word. Second...yes, but not entirely. Hairless pussy belongs on little girls, man...
Would you fuck someone in a cemetery? Yes. Hotness...
Do you ever punch yourself? How does one manage to punch ones self? I could never get the proper angle...
Have you ever killed an animal? Not intentionally.
Are you Irish? Not completely
Who would you punch if you could? I wouldn't punch anyone, I'm a lover, not a fighter
What do you think of hot dogs? The smell of 'real' ones makes me want to vomit.
What's your favorite Christmas song? I hate christmas and everything that goes with it...except the presents.
What is your favorite smell? mint, citrus fruits
What do you prefer to drink in the morning? water or tea.
Would you go to SF or NYC right now if you had the chance?
NY - I know lots of nifty people there...or near there, anyway.
Do you do pushups? Sit ups, if I'm feeling ambitious enough...
Do you ever fantasize about murder? Lame question.
Would you fuck Victoria Gotti if you could? Maybe if she didn't have that terrible fake tan and that terrible blond hair. And wasn't so old. I'd pork her sons, though...
Have you ever done ecstasy? Yes
Are you straightedge? No
Are you vegan? Yes, it's no harder than being veggie.
Do you shoplift? No
What s the last thing you stole? I don't know, it was ages ago...
Do you ski or snowboard? Fuck no. Fuck the cold, fuck the snow, and fuck falling on my ass a million times.
What do you think of moustaches? Generally, I don't.
Do you use hair gel? No. I don't use anything...it would be pointless, anyway...
Do you sniff cocaine? Fuck cocaine, man.
Who is your favorite serial killer? Henry Lee Lucas and Otis Toole...look 'em up, man.
Have you ever made out with your friend's bf or gf? Fuck no, asshole.
Have you ever been caught mid-hump? Pretty damn close.
Have you been shot? With a bb gun and a pneumatic staple gun - do either of those count?
Have you ever been hospitalized? Yes.
Do you like painkillers? No. Lame.
What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret anymore, and then everyone would know how to do it...
Do you own a knife? Lame question. Every household owns knives...
Have you played ghettopoly? No..I hate board games.
Have you ever bought drugs in the "ghetto" or "hood"? Does the ghetto of Raymond work?
Do you have A.D.D.? adHd, actually..
Have you ever had a head injury? I've had a few concussions and such...
How many virgins have u slept with? 2
Do u love the pain a tattoo brings? Lame question.
I'm just bored, man...that's all..
Have you ever smoked heroin? Nope
Do you own a gun? Not in this country
Have you ever been arrested? No
Rehab? Nah
How many of your friends have committed suicide? 1
Do you shave your crotch? Haha no
Would you fuck someone in a cemetery? Yeah...not a dead person though haha
Do you ever punch yourself? No...what the fuck?
Have you ever killed an animal? Porbably, but i didnt mean to. Snails will walk on the path in the dark!
Are you Irish? Nope
Who would you punch if you could? hmmm...no one you would know
What do you think of hot dogs? i like burgers
What's your favorite Christmas song? The Pogues - Fairy tale of new york
What is your favorite smell? Wet Tarmac, Weed
What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Orange Juice.
Would you go to SF or NYC right now if you had the chance?
SF.
Do you do pushups? Yep 50 a day
Do you ever fantasize about murder?
Would you fuck Victoria Gotti if you could? who?
Have you ever done ecstasy? No
Are you straightedge? No, i hate all that!
Are you vegan? Nope.
Do you shoplift? Nope
What s the last thing you stole? I got 2 chocolate bars from the vending machine on monday
Do you ski or snowboard? I cant afford suck expensive pass times!!!!
What do you think of moustaches? I dont like them.
Do you use hair gel? Nope
Do you sniff cocaine? Firstly its Snort, and secondly No and i never have.
Who is your favorite serial killer? I cant say as i have rated them in order of prererence!
Have you ever made out with your friend's bf or gf? Nope
Have you ever been caught mid-hump? Nope.
Have you been shot? Hahaha...shot down? yes, shot....no.
Have you ever been hospitalized? Yes.
Do you like painkillers? No
What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? what is sex?
Do you own a knife? I have a tom and jerry cuttlery set from when i was about 4 hehe
Have you played ghettopoly? No but i want it so much!.
Have you ever bought drugs in the "ghetto" or "hood"? We dont have those in England i dont think. However i do like to claim that i did.
Do you have A.D.D.? No..
Have you ever had a head injury? No,. but my head is covered in bumps but i dont know how i got them!
How many virgins have u slept with? 1
Do u love the pain a tattoo brings? i havnt tried it yet :S
On a seperate note, i love that profile pic