I am so cool, I put my underware on inside out this morning!
Second:
Second and a half:
The weekend brought, as planned, pumpkin carving goodness my way:
Next: I suggest you all go to Google, type in the word "failure" and click the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button. I assure you, it's grand.
I am over tired and running super low on cash. Not that either of those things are anything new, but...well, you know how it goes.
Yar. 
My car needs inspectin' and registerin' this week. Methinks the "YOR-MOM" plates need to go, but...well, I don't really want to part with them. Le sigh.
This weekend brings about Halloween goodness! My annual trip to Salem goes on as planned, 'cept with different people taggin' along. Suckness to Stretchnugs for moving to Bangyoursisterville. 
I would like pizza. Or at least my face would. My belly thinks otherwise...
I just cleaned out my car. I have no idea where most of the crap comes from, but it seems to accumulate on my front seat. Maybe that gave you the wrong visual. 
What I mean is that my car is really a rolling mass of metal full or clothes, shoes, and paper of one sort or another. Sometimes there are forks and spoons involved, but hell if I know how they get there.
I guess that would, technially, make my car a moving dumpster. A large, shiny, silver, rather expensive dumpster...
Trudging right along:
Speaking of this weekend: Saturday night brings more booty shakin' goodness my way via a Halloween Shindig with some pals from work. The bosses son wants my junk like woah, and I find that hilarius. Partially because we are polar opposites on the appearance scale, and partially because he's married. 
Still, it should be entertaining to see him drunk!
I feel like I need [another] shower. Fall weather makes me want to take showers and walk around clean and naked all day. 
Split shift today and until forever unless they hire someone to replace the Drama Queen. Did I mention she got fired? Gah. I didn't know people could be so stupid. Actually, I think she pushed to get fired so she could collect unemployment. 
Aaaaaanyway...
Ghost Hunters rocks my socks. I love those TAPS bastards! 
Also: I'm excited about the Halloween Special. Mmm mmm mmm.
And: I would quite love to own the DVD.
I need to do my laundry! Egad, I'm running out of clean clothes. FAST. 
Tomorrow, methinks.
Tomorrow night brings Saw II Goodness! Oh yes, there will be blood.
Speaking of movies:
Harry Potter. November 18. Yesssss. I'm such a super dork.
Excitement? Yes, ma'am!
Speaking of excitement:
Upcoming goodies!:
Hatebreed at the Bomb Shelter! KMK in Boston! And other such nonsense!
Pizza time, methinks. My tummy is grumbley and I have to pee, not that peeing has anything to do with my tummy...or with pizza. 
Ahem...
Moving on, methinks...
Though I don't know what to...
Work. Lots. At least it's entertaining. Better without the DQ around. I squished myself into all sorts of weird positions in an attempt at making my back hurt a little less this morning, just in time for aforementioned boss's son to walk in. 
So as I'm...um...laying on my back on the floor, knees bend under me, feet by my hips, he walks in and er...awkwardness, methinks. No shame in my game, so I stayed where I was. He turned pink and left. Youch.
Ah well. No worries.
I made cookies the other day. Lots and lots. The ones I brought to work were de-VOURED! None left for Evil. 
Meh.
Right....
Pizza. For real this time.
Have a fan-fucking-tabulous Halloween, Boys and Girls. 
awww i love the potter too, cant wait for that film to come out!!!!