so last night was an adventure. and i'm going to retell it for you right here because, well, i can and hell, maybe you'll find it interesting.
to give you some background let me quickly explain to you what it is to live in brookings, south dakota: boring. we have a movie theatre and a lot of bars. and not just a lot of bars strewn about town sporadically, they are placed across main street. the only thing to do really then is go get drunk downtown.
now my bar buddy is a guy named jordan. and we went down last night after work. we get downtown around 12:30 and have an hour and a half to get drunk enough to where the walk home won't be cold. so we drink quickly and i get a nice warm buzz going. jordan gets drunk. 3 car bombs and 3 guinesses (in an hour and a half) and yeah, he's drunk. but then alyssa comes up and wants an after bar and we're both thinking that an after bar party sounds like a good idea. jordan gets a case of beer and we go to find big gay mike. big gay mike always knows where the after bar is. i run into dana and wes so i stop and shoot the shit. then we head to the after bar.
the after bar consisted of a lot of gay people and almost everyone had a colorado connection so i dubbed it the gay colorado party. after a while we decide to leave. we make it to cook's kitchen and realize it's open. so we backtrack to the wells fargo atm and get some cash. we go through the alleys and jordan starts puking while we're walking. i ask if he's okay, he is. we go and eat. we eat and eat and talk about how much brookings sucks. how instead of having three subways maybe the town should get a schlosky's or quiznos.
anyway, we split ways and i get home at 6 am-ish. then i wake up at 9am with a horrible taste in my mouth. when i can't fall asleep i get up and play on the computer for a while and drinking close to a gallons worth of random liduids. chocolate milk. orange juice. v8 fusion. yeah, it felt weird in the tummy. after getting tired i lay in bed and read the tao//trantra book i bought. good stuff. i fell asleep around noon and woke up at seven.
pointless story, yes but the important thing is that you understand what happens here. drunkeness and odd adventures with jordan. fun times, just very odd.
to give you some background let me quickly explain to you what it is to live in brookings, south dakota: boring. we have a movie theatre and a lot of bars. and not just a lot of bars strewn about town sporadically, they are placed across main street. the only thing to do really then is go get drunk downtown.
now my bar buddy is a guy named jordan. and we went down last night after work. we get downtown around 12:30 and have an hour and a half to get drunk enough to where the walk home won't be cold. so we drink quickly and i get a nice warm buzz going. jordan gets drunk. 3 car bombs and 3 guinesses (in an hour and a half) and yeah, he's drunk. but then alyssa comes up and wants an after bar and we're both thinking that an after bar party sounds like a good idea. jordan gets a case of beer and we go to find big gay mike. big gay mike always knows where the after bar is. i run into dana and wes so i stop and shoot the shit. then we head to the after bar.
the after bar consisted of a lot of gay people and almost everyone had a colorado connection so i dubbed it the gay colorado party. after a while we decide to leave. we make it to cook's kitchen and realize it's open. so we backtrack to the wells fargo atm and get some cash. we go through the alleys and jordan starts puking while we're walking. i ask if he's okay, he is. we go and eat. we eat and eat and talk about how much brookings sucks. how instead of having three subways maybe the town should get a schlosky's or quiznos.
anyway, we split ways and i get home at 6 am-ish. then i wake up at 9am with a horrible taste in my mouth. when i can't fall asleep i get up and play on the computer for a while and drinking close to a gallons worth of random liduids. chocolate milk. orange juice. v8 fusion. yeah, it felt weird in the tummy. after getting tired i lay in bed and read the tao//trantra book i bought. good stuff. i fell asleep around noon and woke up at seven.
pointless story, yes but the important thing is that you understand what happens here. drunkeness and odd adventures with jordan. fun times, just very odd.