1). Kaliotzakis was his best friend. He was also a maniac. When he talked about girls, he would smoosh his penis into the wall
2). The way her hands twisted in her lap made his heart break.
3). If you could jerk off to something else like a hamburger, couldn't you imagine the delight in being alive.
4). Reggie made him feel like the ice cream mand had just rolled by and all his dead grandparents were mooning him out the truck window.
5). In bed, gi fingers spiderwalked the length of his ribs.
6). He never understood that side of her. All her moves were straight from the cunt.
7). She would lick my hands right after I fingered her.
8). I would still have sex with you even if you were sixty. I would do it even if you were eighty. Even if you were only twelve. I would have sex with you even if you had a penis. I would let you shove it in me. I would yelp. I would stare at the wall and yelp.
9). If there is going to be a film made about my life, there should be a scene where I fall off the couch in my sleep.
10). To keep cool, I fill my belly button with water. It gives me a thimble of oasis.
11). He applied the flesh colored lipstick to the tip of his penis. And drew shapes with eyeliner across his chest and ribs. Wishing while he touched himself that she was here to kiss him with the barrel of a gun while she jerked him off with the skin of past lovers.
12). One time they were eating chinese food and running out of things to say. She picked up his knuckle between two chopsticks, and made like she was eating him up.
13). You're like my roomate meghan, she bathes in her own yeast infection.
14). Josh liked doing it doggie style. Cos' Mimi had an ass-full of personality.
15). I wanna take my baseball bat to your ass.
16). Don't cry out loud. Keep it inside. Learn how to hide your feelings.
17). If I was Jean-Paul Sartre, he thought, I would stick my thumb in her ass, and she would beg for more.
18). Yesterday, I wanted to pop ballons, but everyone would realize what a little boy I was.
19). If someone had to chop off my arm. I would make sure that I got my arm to somehow fall asleep. I would get it good and fallen asleep and I would look them in the eye while all the blood sprayed right into their faces.
20). Jennifer Connoly gives me boners.
21). Lauren coughed out a beautiful white dove and then she died of a heart attack and then the dove died of a heart attack.
22). Josh blew bubbles from his ass. They were brown and looked like they had smoke in them. He prayed to God they wouldn't pop.
23). The presidents dead. The cats dead. You're really adopted. You're really a girl.
24). I drink a bottle of liquid paper, and say I am starting over.
2). The way her hands twisted in her lap made his heart break.
3). If you could jerk off to something else like a hamburger, couldn't you imagine the delight in being alive.
4). Reggie made him feel like the ice cream mand had just rolled by and all his dead grandparents were mooning him out the truck window.
5). In bed, gi fingers spiderwalked the length of his ribs.
6). He never understood that side of her. All her moves were straight from the cunt.
7). She would lick my hands right after I fingered her.
8). I would still have sex with you even if you were sixty. I would do it even if you were eighty. Even if you were only twelve. I would have sex with you even if you had a penis. I would let you shove it in me. I would yelp. I would stare at the wall and yelp.
9). If there is going to be a film made about my life, there should be a scene where I fall off the couch in my sleep.
10). To keep cool, I fill my belly button with water. It gives me a thimble of oasis.
11). He applied the flesh colored lipstick to the tip of his penis. And drew shapes with eyeliner across his chest and ribs. Wishing while he touched himself that she was here to kiss him with the barrel of a gun while she jerked him off with the skin of past lovers.
12). One time they were eating chinese food and running out of things to say. She picked up his knuckle between two chopsticks, and made like she was eating him up.
13). You're like my roomate meghan, she bathes in her own yeast infection.
14). Josh liked doing it doggie style. Cos' Mimi had an ass-full of personality.
15). I wanna take my baseball bat to your ass.
16). Don't cry out loud. Keep it inside. Learn how to hide your feelings.
17). If I was Jean-Paul Sartre, he thought, I would stick my thumb in her ass, and she would beg for more.
18). Yesterday, I wanted to pop ballons, but everyone would realize what a little boy I was.
19). If someone had to chop off my arm. I would make sure that I got my arm to somehow fall asleep. I would get it good and fallen asleep and I would look them in the eye while all the blood sprayed right into their faces.
20). Jennifer Connoly gives me boners.
21). Lauren coughed out a beautiful white dove and then she died of a heart attack and then the dove died of a heart attack.
22). Josh blew bubbles from his ass. They were brown and looked like they had smoke in them. He prayed to God they wouldn't pop.
23). The presidents dead. The cats dead. You're really adopted. You're really a girl.
24). I drink a bottle of liquid paper, and say I am starting over.
I love them!
I'm going to read them again and then read them again later......
I'm reading a book about zen buddhism right now. I'm so intrigued by it.
My rabbit is very cute but he is pure asshole. Cute is what has kept him in my house or from being stew. He recently knawed on my klipsch speaker cords. RAWR!
layered metaphors.... I'm always thinking in layers. It gets me into trouble sometimes. Most people don't want things defined 10 ways, just one. It's just the way i'm hardwired to think. it's what makes me creative, drives me crazy, makes me live and breathe and want to cry too. Did I mention that beds are a place of reckoning and sometimes I get insomnia? Haha.
I want to comment on your words but I have to jet to work asap. I'll be back.
I love that it's a list.