i just spent 3 weeks in new york, and when i came back home my bed, and my couch were totally messed up. the covers were thrown everywhere and the cover on the couch was off. hmm...this leads me to the conclusion that someone was probably gettin it on on my bed and couch. wait, what is that...its a stain! ahhhhH!!! X_x
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go_lately:
2 years ago i let a girl i hardly knew - a friend of a friend, who's a good friend of mine now - stay in my room cause i basically lived at my boyfriend's house. she got it on in my bed with the boy who lived ACROSS THE HALL. his bed was about 30 feet from mine and they had to mess up my sheets. grrr. at least, in his own words, "no fluids were spilled." my friend turned out to be a lesbian anyways 
xdaarkenx:
woohoo! lesbians! uh....sorry...