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Hmmm... I've had a stressful week. Time to get another piercing... or maybe another tattoo.

We'll see exactly what happens...

And I'm audi... or was that porsche? Yeah, I know... being a complete babbling fucktard helps me think sometimes.

Yay for Visha, who is all kinds of sexy in her pictures... Don't know ya, chick, but happy fucking birthday.


Oh... small update. Job situ is looking more and more positive. I have three execs and three supervisors uttering sweet words of hiring and permanancy in my little ears. Who knew that I could enjoy being a corporate sheep for my day job?

The...
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Yeah... yeah... I voted. And this whole campaign and election bugs the fuck out of me. Politics. Bah.

It really doesn't matter for whom you voted, this country is still going to hell, FedEx Overnite AM delivery. You just cast your ballot for the lesser of two evils.

So, rah rah... Cheer and feel special since you took 5 seconds out of your meaningless and...
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Ok, so call me a dork, but I'm currently rockin my ass off to Puffy AmiYumi. Cheesy little japanese girl pop is addictive when you're bored and ragged, as I currently am.

Blahhhhh.... I do have a whole list of stuff that I could be doing, but where's the fun or relaxation in that? I cleaned the house yesterday. I think I'll take a break...
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Today is dedicated to what to do / what not to do.... Here's my 'Honey-do' list, inspired by an email that I just recieved.

Duke's Honey-do list:

1. Last night... that's what to do... and often. Sushi and uninhibited sex. Talk about an awesome night in!

2. Buy me cigarettes and A&W root beer instead of other treats.... Root beer in a glass bottle will...
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Hmmm... so maybe driving a behemoth of an SUV isn't such a bad idea. Yes, kiddies, it is true... the honeymoon is over.

Some guy rear-ended me this morning on my way to work. The back bumper of my Durango is terribly scritched up and his car is completely demolished. Nyah nyah... that's what you get for having bad brakes. I actually feel quite sorry...
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Bored, bored, bored.... and surrounded by my sister's kids. There is nothing worse than a troop of hateful little yard-apes who smell like dirt and push my buttons.

I had a terrific day at work. Let me just tell you how much glee it would've given me to rip my eyeballs out of their sockets.

Well... perhaps not my own, but those belonging to a...
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Long time, no peep.

I'm setting up my supercool new Dell computer. W00t!

And on Monday, I picked up my new car. Double w00t! It's a big honkin' red SUV. I am now a stereotype. I am a tiny person driving a mammoth-sized sport utility vehicle, chattering on a cellphone, applying eye-liner, and smoking a Newport... all at the same time.

Be very afraid.

Nah.....
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Ok... I'm filling out my application for SG. So call me a glutton for punishment. I was going to apply over a year ago, but I never got around to completing the release form or the actual shoot.

I think this time around I may have more creativity on my side anyhow. And maybe, just maybe, I'll let Duke take the pictures, too!

Wish me...
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ha-HA! Ok, so the evil commie heathen devil-worshipping cunt came out in me today.

My little filing elf was fired from work today. She looked all sad and depressed, coming to me for a scrap of sympathy. My reaction was a languid shrug and quiet sarcasm:

"Some people just aren't qualified for a mentally devoid position like filing."

I think I made her cry, but...
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