I've been awake since 5:00am. Anyone continuing to read this might just want to know this, since I am currently amusing myself with the warnings on the prescriptions that I have to take daily.
I'm crazy, don't ya know? Nuttier than squirrel shit, yessirree!
Anyhow... to protect myself from coming off like the huge wacko that I am, I'm only including excerpts... too bad for you, right? Riiiight.
So, here's part of #1...
Your doctor may want you to monitor for the following symptoms: anxiety, panic attacks, difficulty sleeping, irritability, hostility, impulsivity, severe restlessness, and mania (mental and/or physical hyperactivity).
Ok... so what if these are normal attributes of someone, even with the medication? Personally, I'm irritable, hostile, impulsive, restless, and manic on a daily basis... and most of the time, I can't sleep worth a shit.
#2:
Contact your doctor immediately or seek medical attention if you experience uncontrollable movements of the mouth, tongue, cheeks, jaw, arms, or legs.
I really think this should go without saying. If at any time various parts of your body begin flapping about uncontrollably, you really need to be concerned.
And finally #3, the icing on the cake:
If you experience any of the following serious side effects, stop taking this medication and seek emergency medical attention or contact your doctor immediately:
an allergic reaction (difficulty breathing; closing of the throat; swelling of the lips, face, or tongue; or hives);
sores in the mouth or throat;
yellowing of the skin or eyes;
a rash; - "Oh that? It's just a rash..." tres barf
hallucinations or severe confusion; - Beware, stupid people, this will make your inate confusion worsen. Apparently this drug is foreign, since Americans don't seem that concerned over being severly confused on a daily basis... well, maybe not Americans, per se... just the locals that commute along I-26 every afternoon when I leave work.
changes in vision.
Other, less serious side effects may be more likely to occur. Continue to take this prescription and talk to your doctor if you experience
drowsiness, dizziness, or clumsiness; - But I'm already clumsy!!!
depression;
nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, or constipation; - What bothers me is that this stuff can make you go from one end of the spectrum of bowel issues to the other...
difficulty urinating; - Can we say ewww? How the fuck do you have difficulty urinating?!? What, will it clog something? GROSS!!!!
vivid dreams;
headache;
dry mouth;
decreased sex drive; - Ummm... well... Decreased sex drive and vivid dreams? I don't know that I'd complain about the vivid dreams... but if you're having more vivid dreams, depending on content, wouldn't that increase your sex drive? I don't know about the rest of you, but I have some pretty kinky dreams at times. I wonder if they'll get more vivid?
changes in behavior.
Yeah... I don't know why I found those so amusing. I think it's sleep deprivation. But it was worth it. I cleared over $100 by selling a bunch of old stuffies and toys at the flea market from 6:00am on, this morning.
Yay for tangents. Now, I'm off to raid the cabinets for fruit snacks.
I'm crazy, don't ya know? Nuttier than squirrel shit, yessirree!
Anyhow... to protect myself from coming off like the huge wacko that I am, I'm only including excerpts... too bad for you, right? Riiiight.
So, here's part of #1...
Your doctor may want you to monitor for the following symptoms: anxiety, panic attacks, difficulty sleeping, irritability, hostility, impulsivity, severe restlessness, and mania (mental and/or physical hyperactivity).
Ok... so what if these are normal attributes of someone, even with the medication? Personally, I'm irritable, hostile, impulsive, restless, and manic on a daily basis... and most of the time, I can't sleep worth a shit.
#2:
Contact your doctor immediately or seek medical attention if you experience uncontrollable movements of the mouth, tongue, cheeks, jaw, arms, or legs.
I really think this should go without saying. If at any time various parts of your body begin flapping about uncontrollably, you really need to be concerned.
And finally #3, the icing on the cake:
If you experience any of the following serious side effects, stop taking this medication and seek emergency medical attention or contact your doctor immediately:
an allergic reaction (difficulty breathing; closing of the throat; swelling of the lips, face, or tongue; or hives);
sores in the mouth or throat;
yellowing of the skin or eyes;
a rash; - "Oh that? It's just a rash..." tres barf
hallucinations or severe confusion; - Beware, stupid people, this will make your inate confusion worsen. Apparently this drug is foreign, since Americans don't seem that concerned over being severly confused on a daily basis... well, maybe not Americans, per se... just the locals that commute along I-26 every afternoon when I leave work.
changes in vision.
Other, less serious side effects may be more likely to occur. Continue to take this prescription and talk to your doctor if you experience
drowsiness, dizziness, or clumsiness; - But I'm already clumsy!!!
depression;
nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, or constipation; - What bothers me is that this stuff can make you go from one end of the spectrum of bowel issues to the other...
difficulty urinating; - Can we say ewww? How the fuck do you have difficulty urinating?!? What, will it clog something? GROSS!!!!
vivid dreams;
headache;
dry mouth;
decreased sex drive; - Ummm... well... Decreased sex drive and vivid dreams? I don't know that I'd complain about the vivid dreams... but if you're having more vivid dreams, depending on content, wouldn't that increase your sex drive? I don't know about the rest of you, but I have some pretty kinky dreams at times. I wonder if they'll get more vivid?
changes in behavior.
Yeah... I don't know why I found those so amusing. I think it's sleep deprivation. But it was worth it. I cleared over $100 by selling a bunch of old stuffies and toys at the flea market from 6:00am on, this morning.
Yay for tangents. Now, I'm off to raid the cabinets for fruit snacks.
I'm just dropping you a line to say whats up. I hope all is well in y'alls neck of the woods.
Take care.
I dont have a doctor i dont know is name and it's to late for me to call or go anyway wath do you do....
i have a thing where i get dizzy and cant walk anymore cause i fall down... it comes from the ears. I got pills for it but they fuck me up so bad...
Anyway there are a lot of weird prescrition drugs i had fun with a lot exept when a guy from new orleans came to the bar and paid my bill gave me pills and brought me out for dinner, i was with a girlfriend but then she left and i only remember waking up late next morning... i just hope he didint fuck me in the ass while i was passed out...
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See ya!