Today is dedicated to what to do / what not to do.... Here's my 'Honey-do' list, inspired by an email that I just recieved.
Duke's Honey-do list:
1. Last night... that's what to do... and often. Sushi and uninhibited sex. Talk about an awesome night in!
2. Buy me cigarettes and A&W root beer instead of other treats.... Root beer in a glass bottle will win even more brownie points! What can I say? I'm a cheap date, if I'm happy.
3. Laugh at or with me if I play with my dog. So what if he's a witless pot-hound... he's still cute and all cute things deserve to be lavished with attention.
4. Push the limits. Bite my neck, kiss my stomach, pull my hair. Anything that causes my back to arch can be considered a positive movement. Also, bear in mind that I have this huge collection of lingerie and toys... that can emerge from the dresser drawers whenever you get frisky.
5. Do silly romantic things for no reason. While roses and candlelight aren't necessary, a soft touch of the hand, a little smile or kiss without warning ... that's what makes every moment perfect.
6. Forgive me for bitching... whenever it may happen. I try not to go overboard, but sometimes it's necessary to get the point across. Just remember the Rule of the Fuschia and Lime Green Platypus. It works every time.
7. I'm an attention-slut. Shower me with attention and I'll do the same.
8. Don't get me playing Halo if you want to do anything else, even semi-productive. I am now so completely addicted to that game that I'll need to buy an X-box soon. And of course, that means that one day I will figure out what the fuck I'm doing.
9. Indulge my silly little wants... every once in awhile. If I'm craving a chick-flick or some cheap mexican food, let's go! Chick-flicks can lead to sappy, romantic feeling, which can lead to mind-blowing sex, which can never be called a bad thing.
10. Just stick around. If we haven't driven each other completely crazy by now, I doubt it will happen. I love you, baby.
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Hmmm... now it's back to letting the computer download while I listen to Tool and straighten up.
Duke's Honey-do list:
1. Last night... that's what to do... and often. Sushi and uninhibited sex. Talk about an awesome night in!
2. Buy me cigarettes and A&W root beer instead of other treats.... Root beer in a glass bottle will win even more brownie points! What can I say? I'm a cheap date, if I'm happy.
3. Laugh at or with me if I play with my dog. So what if he's a witless pot-hound... he's still cute and all cute things deserve to be lavished with attention.
4. Push the limits. Bite my neck, kiss my stomach, pull my hair. Anything that causes my back to arch can be considered a positive movement. Also, bear in mind that I have this huge collection of lingerie and toys... that can emerge from the dresser drawers whenever you get frisky.
5. Do silly romantic things for no reason. While roses and candlelight aren't necessary, a soft touch of the hand, a little smile or kiss without warning ... that's what makes every moment perfect.
6. Forgive me for bitching... whenever it may happen. I try not to go overboard, but sometimes it's necessary to get the point across. Just remember the Rule of the Fuschia and Lime Green Platypus. It works every time.
7. I'm an attention-slut. Shower me with attention and I'll do the same.
8. Don't get me playing Halo if you want to do anything else, even semi-productive. I am now so completely addicted to that game that I'll need to buy an X-box soon. And of course, that means that one day I will figure out what the fuck I'm doing.
9. Indulge my silly little wants... every once in awhile. If I'm craving a chick-flick or some cheap mexican food, let's go! Chick-flicks can lead to sappy, romantic feeling, which can lead to mind-blowing sex, which can never be called a bad thing.
10. Just stick around. If we haven't driven each other completely crazy by now, I doubt it will happen. I love you, baby.
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Hmmm... now it's back to letting the computer download while I listen to Tool and straighten up.