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I've not udated in awhile... hmm.

Ok. Here's a quick run down. Try to keep up.

1. I ran down my neighbor's pet emu about two weeks ago. Talk about getting ragged by friends. I couldn't just hit a dog or squirrel. No. It had to be a 6' African bird. On the plus side, it wasn't killed. On more of a plus side, it didn't immediately take to mauling me when it stood up. Just kinda hissed, squawked, stomped, and glared.

2. I quit at VS. The full time 8-5 is enough for me... working a second job just ended up exhausting me.

Exhausted me = Madam Bitchypants

3. I'm going blind... slowly. But I got new glasses. Oh.. and my eyes lack melanin... so I'm kind of an albino. Yay for being at the short end of the stick where genetic inheritance was concerned. My parents should've bought a dog or something.

4. Mine and Duke's little monthly anniversary is tomorrow. It seems like we've been together forever.... I hope it stays that way. We're taking a quick getaway to Tennessee for his birthday. I can't wait. Just the two of us for two whole days. No stress. No family. Just enjoying some private time.

It will be deamed 'Naked Time'!!!! Ha-ha!

5. I'm getting bored with the updating, so I'm off.



...peace and chicken grease, kiddies...