I can't believe my luck... I've been contacted by the lovely Alna Nick.
She is a Native American from Toronto, Canada. She is sooo interesting. She is of the Carolino tribe, just like me. It's odd that she hasn't met Chief Red Running Bear, though. I will have to intoduce them. She went to Nigeria to meet a nice man, but apparently he just stole all her stuff. She reported him to the police and waited for weeks at the hotel, but they did not find him. Now she doesn't have the $850 she needs to pay the bill. All I have to do is call the hotel manager and give him the money. Then we can have a great relationship cause the US Embassy will help her get back here. I know she is the one, this can't be a scam, she has a Yahoo! ID and everything.

She is a Native American from Toronto, Canada. She is sooo interesting. She is of the Carolino tribe, just like me. It's odd that she hasn't met Chief Red Running Bear, though. I will have to intoduce them. She went to Nigeria to meet a nice man, but apparently he just stole all her stuff. She reported him to the police and waited for weeks at the hotel, but they did not find him. Now she doesn't have the $850 she needs to pay the bill. All I have to do is call the hotel manager and give him the money. Then we can have a great relationship cause the US Embassy will help her get back here. I know she is the one, this can't be a scam, she has a Yahoo! ID and everything.

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It's called a side corset, but I'll probably never get the balls to do it...