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Shreveport, La is where I was born...never been any place long enough to consider it my hometown.

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Tuesday Jun 27, 2006

Jun 27, 2006
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If you receive a friends request from someone named "Mr. Bigglesworth" delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it.
Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.
It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the audio/video sync on your DVD player, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
It will program your phone auto dial to call only 976 numbers.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.
If the "Mr. Bigglesworth" request opened in a Windows xp/2000 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.


***WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN*****

And...if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Send this warning to absolutely everyone!!!
THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!

Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!! ...And look at you - you're on the damn computer!!!!
Sad...very sad.


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Real update to follow... I swear. Love you guys!

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allycat_13:
No comment huh? Nice, very nice indeed. ha ha
I'm beginning to think you guys really do hate me. frown lol
So does everyone think I get lost or don't know my way around a place I've lived all my life or what? ha ha I don't get lost damn't!
Who was calling for directions saturday eh? wink Jimbo and Sapiens! biggrin

And pictures from Six Flags and saturday are where now? Hop to it! kiss
Good seeing you, had alot of fun. Thanks again for the beer and Jaeger. I owe her a framed present and you a case of beer. wink For real! smile
Jul 5, 2006
jimbo:
that mr bigglesworth.. i added em and he snatched my booty shocked
Jul 5, 2006

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