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I'm convinced my roommate lives in backwards land...In a normal world this is how things would be done...

1. put away clean dishes
2.wash dirty dishes
3. get drunk.

in backwards land this is how thing so

1. get drunk
2. wash dishes
3. pile new clean dishes on top of old dishes and act surprised when you are left with a perilous tower of dishs pots and knives.

another example.

1. Wash clothes
2. Empty dryer lint
3. put wet clothes in dryer
4. run dryer.
5. remove clothes and fold them

backwards land

1. wash clothes.
2. Leave clothes in washer until they smell like mold
3. Put clothes in dryer, run long enough for your cute going out top to dry.
4. leave clothes in dryer
5. start dry, leave partial full beer bottle next to the laundry
6. Empty lint tray onto clothes, counter where beer was left
7. find some clothes for work, leave the rest on the folding table for three weeks.
8. repeat until all of your clothing is on the table next 6 beers of various stages of moldering
9. swear you'll clean it all up over the weekend
10. take four ritalins and clean the entire basement on a tuesday night.


okay not exactly backwards, maybe bizarro world?
2. leave wet clothes in