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So I downloaded popcap game's Peggle Deluxe. Also known as the devourer of souls. Well...I don't actually believe in a soul, but if I did, this game would be quickly nomnoming it down like Thanksgiving dinner. I started playing it at around 2:30 and TURNED THE FUCK AROUND TO SEE IT WAS ALMOST 7 o'clock...some part of me is floating in a vat of consciousness that Popcap harvests for whatever disturbing ritualistic evil it is they do to make their game so addictive. IT'S NOT EVEN FUN ANYMORE! I've been cursing at a cartoon rabbit, A RABBIT, for not giving me the proper magic powers to make it to 350,000 points on this level! and don't even get me started on the Pumpkin and the Unicorn...looking at me from the monitor with hope until they dash my hopes on little blue and orange light up dots and then laughing at my misfortune as the pour another diamond chalice full that tasty ME-JUICE they've just sucked out. DAMN YOU YOU FUCKING WOODLAND CRITTERS...damn...you...