I suck at life...sobad.
I just got paid today...TODAY! And I'm so stupid. I get six, just six, instant transfers...per month....and usually I use them up early on, so later in the month I'm totally on my own in remembering to transfer money from my savings into my checking.
Being the smart cookie that I am I didn't even look at my online balance today 'cuz I'm all like "HEY! I got paid today!" so I got all out and spend money willy nilly all over the state...not just town...the blasted state. Some gas here, some food there, and then my roommate's like "Yo, I need twenty bucks to roll over my pay day loan, can you spot me?" I'm like "Fo' Shizzle, T-Dizzle!" (okay, not really) so I hit the ATM (Automated Teller machine, not ass to mouth) all nimbly pimbly goin' "whoop whoop, I got the benjaminzzz today, I'm rollin' in dough, so much so that I can do $40 fast cash even though my roommate only needs $20...YAY! Sure I'll have a receipt for my transaction! whhooooooooo----hooo----wha'? wait? I'm overdrawn? bu'...I'm rolling in the benjaminz! didn't you hear me you asshole automated teller?" and the Teller said back, "Ah, yes, your SAVINGS is rollin' in the benjaminz' but your account ain't rollin' in the auto transferzzz...cockhole...goodbye."
I'm really depressed
anyway...let's think about something happy.
well, I suppose I should still be happy because I have plenty of money to last until my next check, as long as I don't go on any binges...which I'm determined to not do...if I do I probably should immediately return antynhing I buy and use what I get back to like...see a psychologist or something....because If I'm 100% aware I shouldn't use my money and do use it anyway? psycho.
okay, not really happy...uhm.
I just got paid today...TODAY! And I'm so stupid. I get six, just six, instant transfers...per month....and usually I use them up early on, so later in the month I'm totally on my own in remembering to transfer money from my savings into my checking.
Being the smart cookie that I am I didn't even look at my online balance today 'cuz I'm all like "HEY! I got paid today!" so I got all out and spend money willy nilly all over the state...not just town...the blasted state. Some gas here, some food there, and then my roommate's like "Yo, I need twenty bucks to roll over my pay day loan, can you spot me?" I'm like "Fo' Shizzle, T-Dizzle!" (okay, not really) so I hit the ATM (Automated Teller machine, not ass to mouth) all nimbly pimbly goin' "whoop whoop, I got the benjaminzzz today, I'm rollin' in dough, so much so that I can do $40 fast cash even though my roommate only needs $20...YAY! Sure I'll have a receipt for my transaction! whhooooooooo----hooo----wha'? wait? I'm overdrawn? bu'...I'm rolling in the benjaminz! didn't you hear me you asshole automated teller?" and the Teller said back, "Ah, yes, your SAVINGS is rollin' in the benjaminz' but your account ain't rollin' in the auto transferzzz...cockhole...goodbye."
I'm really depressed
anyway...let's think about something happy.
well, I suppose I should still be happy because I have plenty of money to last until my next check, as long as I don't go on any binges...which I'm determined to not do...if I do I probably should immediately return antynhing I buy and use what I get back to like...see a psychologist or something....because If I'm 100% aware I shouldn't use my money and do use it anyway? psycho.
okay, not really happy...uhm.