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so a few weeks ago I had the illconceived idea to leap off a jungle gym. owing to douglas adams' genius theory of flight I attempted to miss the ground...I did however hit the jungle gym with my shin, thus losing my concentration and hitting the ground. I discovered a rather nasty blood blister was the result of my tom foolery and cried like a little blubbering baby (okay, actually I took pictures, but I'm too lazy to upload them from my camera to my computer then from my computer to SG, so trust me.)

Anyway, today I was decided to get a beverage of the carbonated variety from the cooler at work and take a shortcut to the cooler through the six inch glossy photo paper magazine (by magazine I'm speaking of a large box that contains something, not a journalistic endeavor) Turns out that not only can I not fly, but I can not phase shift either. Luckily I was alerted to this fact by my nearly healed shin (lol, HEALed SHIN...get it!?) splitting open and spilling minute amounts of blood, but also a string of swear words that could in no way have originated from my mouth.

My shin still hurts.