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Just thought I'd update...no reason really since I haven't got much to say...

Playing through Half Life 2: Episode 2 trying to get all the achievements...DAMNIT This Little Rocket Man is gonna kill me. You have to take this Garden Gnome through the entire fucking game and put him in the rocket. But there is no way to secure him in the car and when you've got a Combine chopper on your tail you aren't thinking about your...
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I've just purchased some Pepbridge Farms goldfish crackers, well, pretzels. You know how they've got the little fish names? Well, Gilbert is the pretzel and among his achievement is "Mocking UN-Switzerland Delegate" my first thought is...Huh? what the fuck does that mean? second I thought...do they really think a child is going to understand that joke too? do they really think a child is going...
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So I downloaded popcap game's Peggle Deluxe. Also known as the devourer of souls. Well...I don't actually believe in a soul, but if I did, this game would be quickly nomnoming it down like Thanksgiving dinner. I started playing it at around 2:30 and TURNED THE FUCK AROUND TO SEE IT WAS ALMOST 7 o'clock...some part of me is floating in a vat of consciousness...
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I'm listening to Sarah Vowell's "The Partly Cloudy Patriot" right now...I think I have a crush on her.

I completely forgot to write about the Feist show! I went to Feist at the Ogden theater on Wednesday and it was pretty fucking awesome. The opener was very entertaining and despite a long wait in between sets and these bitchy 16 year old girls butting in front of me then saying, "Oh, I'm sorry, am I in your way?" it was a great experience....
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There is a fruit fly in my basement and every few minutes it lands on this empty soda can and its wings make this astonishingly clear and loud buzz against the metal and it freaks me out!

My stove only has two settings..."Barely On" to "Boil a brick of lead" so when I tried to make tomato soup I ended up turning my back for a few seconds and boiling it...don't know if you're aware of the effects boiling has on creamy soups but it's a bit like...curdling...okay it's not really a little bit like it...it's exactly like it. That's right. I...
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I ought to be cleaning the house today but I'm not really in a cleaning mood. I'm in more of a do nothing mood. I've put my laundry in and now I just want to kick back and watch movies.

Course every time I lay down, stand up, sit or even move for that matter my back hurts like hell and I get this really...
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I was going to write a huge long diatribe about how shitty the new version of Texas Chainsaw Massacre is but I got about three sentences in and decided I can't be bothered.

So I may be going to the Rockies game tomorrow night...we'll just have to see...not sure I want to try and haggle down a ticket scalper while watching over my shoulder for...
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Is it evil for me to wish that the fucker who cut off three people turning right to get one car ahead at a red light then cut more people off later to do the same fucking them would be in some visciously awful car wreck because of her own stupidity?

Why is it that I can continually request that my roommates not turn the...
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GAH! Stupid NBC...you're owned by GE for fuck's sake and yet you can't design a media player that won't crash if my computer renews my wireless internet connection?! So I'm in the middle of watching Heroes and it just stops...and their shitty ass player won't let me rewind or restart in the middle...I even tried restarted my computer AND clearing my browser cache...still won't let...
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