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sometimes my horoscope scares me. it said for 1/24/04 that if i want something and make it know and not be shy about it i will get it....does this mean ill get oliver? and therefore get IT? lmao that would be great! i will update later you can be sure of that!
Random thought: Why is alaska a US state? its HUGE! why not just give it to Canada?....
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OH MY JESUS! ive never had 2 pages of comments!!! im so happy
. You love me, you REALLY love me 
. Now lets try for 3!!!! Anyway i watched a really lame movie last night. it was an independent film called "Swimming Pool" and there was a lot of nudieness in it...i was ok with the naked ladies but not the naked man lol. I also made dinner (well about 90% of it, jessica and oliver made corn on the cob) for jessica and oliver. i made my famous BBQ chicken and it was scrumchous! lol. i brought my camara to jessicas as well and she took a picture of Oliver's crotch/pant area and i was like "JESSICA WTF?!" it was good times (yes shane i kept the picture lmao), ill have to put the pictures of her cats up because they are, in her words, the cutest little bees! lol. On another not-so-nice note, i broke up with ryan....AGAIN...i just dont really want a commitment right now (no shane i didnt do this because of oliver, im not that much of a bitch) but we are best friends and we have 24 night lol. So i guess thats about it here are some new funny hidden spam e-mails:
1.Pin the rock on the donkey the garden was riding the sister? snootchie bootchies!
Tom Hanks are smacking the trailer Pin the bed on the donkey
the village is giving lessons to the alcoholic beverage? bust a cap dawg! sweet sauce! painful wheel!
the internet doesn't enjoy spinning the dull tooth
the rose are shiny oh no! Someone is crapping on the lake!
Friends don't let friends go having sex with the tooth
2.becuase the ear was giving lessons to the five dollar bill the match is sharing the soldier? holy crap!
My fireplace is thin Got alcoholic beverage?
Shave the baby! everyone is so freezing cold that I am throwing the tie
what the hell! feathery town!
Shave the cheese! Friends don't let friends go driving with the hat
A floppy woman makes baby Jesus cry
3.well slap mah fro! Someone is kissing the man! the rock hard planet hates the vibrator
great Cesaer's ghost! Someone is holding the fruit! finally! frosty bed!
the bunny was taking pictures of the stupid credit card? We better go by the paragraph! the stick died becuase the keyboard was rubbing the weather report
Got paragraph?
the expert said ' Stop melting the rubber band! ' the walkman doesn't enjoy sending mail to the bumpy train
the spring doesn't enjoy squeezing the feathery chef
+Official Countdown+
144 days till Atreyus new CD, "The Curse"
108 days to go till Killwhitneydead's new CD, "Never Good Enough For You"
88 days till Eighteen Visions new CD, "Obsessions" AND till Bleeding Through will be here
66 days to go till In Flames new CD, "Soundtrack To Your Escape"
32 days to go till Atreyu re-releases their CD, "Suicide Notes and Butterfly Kisses", that will come with a bonus DVD featuring live footage along with miscellaneous other material. Also included on the re-release will be explanations and the story behind the albums lyrics.
29 days to go till Cannibal Corpse plays at the Graceland (tickets go onsale 1/10/04)
25 days to go till Evergreen Terrace's new CD, "Writer's Block"
15 days to go till Drown Mary plays at Studio 7
4 days to go till Remembering Never's new CD, "Women and Children Die First"
only a few hours because its tomorrow night! till Drown Mary plays at Jimmy-Z's/realeases their debut album "Detached"
Music: none
Feeling: indifferent
BEE
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I am being a whore for Most Precious Blood. Go check out their video for "Less Than Zero", or check out their song, "Apparition". But is your REALLY rad, you'll send everyone you know the "Our Lady of Annihilation" ECard
sometimes my horoscope scares me. it said for 1/24/04 that if i want something and make it know and not be shy about it i will get it....does this mean ill get oliver? and therefore get IT? lmao that would be great! i will update later you can be sure of that!
Random thought: Why is alaska a US state? its HUGE! why not just give it to Canada?....
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OH MY JESUS! ive never had 2 pages of comments!!! im so happy
. You love me, you REALLY love me . Now lets try for 3!!!! Anyway i watched a really lame movie last night. it was an independent film called "Swimming Pool" and there was a lot of nudieness in it...i was ok with the naked ladies but not the naked man lol. I also made dinner (well about 90% of it, jessica and oliver made corn on the cob) for jessica and oliver. i made my famous BBQ chicken and it was scrumchous! lol. i brought my camara to jessicas as well and she took a picture of Oliver's crotch/pant area and i was like "JESSICA WTF?!" it was good times (yes shane i kept the picture lmao), ill have to put the pictures of her cats up because they are, in her words, the cutest little bees! lol. On another not-so-nice note, i broke up with ryan....AGAIN...i just dont really want a commitment right now (no shane i didnt do this because of oliver, im not that much of a bitch) but we are best friends and we have 24 night lol. So i guess thats about it here are some new funny hidden spam e-mails:
1.Pin the rock on the donkey the garden was riding the sister? snootchie bootchies!
Tom Hanks are smacking the trailer Pin the bed on the donkey
the village is giving lessons to the alcoholic beverage? bust a cap dawg! sweet sauce! painful wheel!
the internet doesn't enjoy spinning the dull tooth
the rose are shiny oh no! Someone is crapping on the lake!
Friends don't let friends go having sex with the tooth
2.becuase the ear was giving lessons to the five dollar bill the match is sharing the soldier? holy crap!
My fireplace is thin Got alcoholic beverage?
Shave the baby! everyone is so freezing cold that I am throwing the tie
what the hell! feathery town!
Shave the cheese! Friends don't let friends go driving with the hat
A floppy woman makes baby Jesus cry
3.well slap mah fro! Someone is kissing the man! the rock hard planet hates the vibrator
great Cesaer's ghost! Someone is holding the fruit! finally! frosty bed!
the bunny was taking pictures of the stupid credit card? We better go by the paragraph! the stick died becuase the keyboard was rubbing the weather report
Got paragraph?
the expert said ' Stop melting the rubber band! ' the walkman doesn't enjoy sending mail to the bumpy train
the spring doesn't enjoy squeezing the feathery chef
+Official Countdown+
144 days till Atreyus new CD, "The Curse"
108 days to go till Killwhitneydead's new CD, "Never Good Enough For You"
88 days till Eighteen Visions new CD, "Obsessions" AND till Bleeding Through will be here
66 days to go till In Flames new CD, "Soundtrack To Your Escape"
32 days to go till Atreyu re-releases their CD, "Suicide Notes and Butterfly Kisses", that will come with a bonus DVD featuring live footage along with miscellaneous other material. Also included on the re-release will be explanations and the story behind the albums lyrics.
29 days to go till Cannibal Corpse plays at the Graceland (tickets go onsale 1/10/04)
25 days to go till Evergreen Terrace's new CD, "Writer's Block"
15 days to go till Drown Mary plays at Studio 7
4 days to go till Remembering Never's new CD, "Women and Children Die First"
only a few hours because its tomorrow night! till Drown Mary plays at Jimmy-Z's/realeases their debut album "Detached"
Music: none
Feeling: indifferent
BEE
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I am being a whore for Most Precious Blood. Go check out their video for "Less Than Zero", or check out their song, "Apparition". But is your REALLY rad, you'll send everyone you know the "Our Lady of Annihilation" ECard
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You are tempting me to spam this thing, aren't you?