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Wednesday Jan 14, 2004

Jan 14, 2004
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so usually i get these spam mails about free debt analysis and i noticed something so i slected all the text and apperently there was secret writing in it so here it is...its too funny!

E-mail #1: the yellow gun hates the bear look out! special nose!

Much like a misty bear the jackrabbit is extremely royal the rose am burning the device? don't turn around!
it looks like a dull finger I wonder if the human was rubbery

the doorknob died becuase the restaraunt was singing about the drum set
the camera was flying with the coffee mug? sweet sauce! My slice of bread am overcooked
Got baby?

E-mail #2: potash kezele grham delanoche debold ura grueber eckels cleta arlt girgenti perico

aagaard habenicht blatnick jowell agoras smyre jacoby grdina pleitez poovey cichon glatt
hryniewich soberanes esterson russum bertolino deeds haker byan gillenwaters percy hiltunen straube

engblom jessick ermogemous parreno thundercloud getman
klinefelter penz favuzza crumpacker bodrey kata hnot tamanaha brumsey fosdick franze bertsche
brumbalow stilgenbauer cordew zent urbany venton

E-mail #3: Don't be so super human I said ' look at that! You look like a spotless ice cube! '

the bed are silky the CD is pushing the microwave? kill me now!
Don't be so steamy ffs! Someone is flying with the baby!

Shave the expert!
I love you from the bottom of my sickening ring Someday the lake will be blue
What if somebody saw a wooden arm that was carefully pulling a rope?

E-mail #4: What if Captain Kirk saw a king-sized fig that was throwing a deer? Don't be so sticky

Don't be so bony Friends don't let friends go flying with the fig
Shave the bag of marijuana! Don't be so creamy

I love you from the bottom of my weak lemon
help! weak letter! Shakespear looks like a broken lighter
on the irregular doghouse lies a bumpy gingerbread man
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people really make me want to kill...or give up, depending on the situation. for example, my friend Jessica tells me she doesnt like Shane...i think shes a liar...and then the whole giving up thing..well..ill tell you the story. So last year there was a radio station at my school (89.1) and i had a great time DJing and everything, it was awesome! i wouldnt have become such good friends with Shane w/o it. i have so many memories from that room...jesus..like shane dancing to the used "box full of sharp objects" and hearing flogging molly for the first time...jeez. At the end of last year i found out that the district was cutting our radio class (we had a class to meet and then seperate periods to be on the air) and i, as well as a few other people, were crushed. Especially me because i was gonna be the Manager. So our teacher, Mr. Johnson, suggested that we become an ASB club. We filled out the forms and sent em in to ASB. We started having meetings this year; every other wednsday at 3pm after school. we had a failry good group at the beginning of the year (about 6 people...nothing compaired to what we had in the actual class but it was still decent) now only about 3 to 4 show up on a regular basis...it really upsets me and makes me not even want to do the radio anymore because people dont take it as seriously as i do...FUCK...oh well...im off to listen to the free shit we get from record lables and fill out response forms..i might write more later

+Official Countdown+
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97 days till Eighteen Visions new CD, Obsessions
75 days to go till In Flames new CD, Soundtrack To Your Escape
41 days to go till Atreyu re-releases their CD, Suicide Notes and Butterfly Kisses, that will come with a bonus DVD featuring live footage along with miscellaneous other material. Also included on the re-release will be explanations and the story behind the albums lyrics.
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34 days to go till Evergreen Terrace's new CD, Writer's Block
24 days to go till Drown Mary plays at Studio 7
in stores now Remembering Nevers new CD, Women And Children First

Music: none
Feeling: kinda angry

then the rosary beads
count them 1 2 3
fell apart as they hit the floor
in a garb of black
we must pay respect
to the color we're born to mourn

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I am being a whore for Most Precious Blood. Go check out their video for "Less Than Zero", or check out their song, "Apparition". But is your REALLY rad, you'll send everyone you know the "Our Lady of Annihilation" ECard
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evanx:
That's unbelievable! I'm gonna have to start takin' a closer look at those things!


"Don't be so creamy" I love it!
surreal

[Edited on Jan 16, 2004 6:22PM]
Jan 16, 2004
evanx:
Ok...now you got me doin' it.

I am going through a few spam e-mails and I found a porn one with the words "hookworm" and "chinch" just randomly thrown in there....

and a viagra one that said "clocker their instructed acclimates bathos collisions deities"

This is fun!

biggrin

[Edited on Jan 16, 2004 6:29PM]

[Edited on Jan 16, 2004 6:32PM]
Jan 16, 2004

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