Thursday Oct 30, 2003

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its like a trend in hamsters to die! my friends hamster died the other day too, to go to rock and roll hamster heaven with rancid, my hamster, where they can dance, take free drugs and meet loose hamster women!
this week sucks. hamsters keep dying, and i split boiling water on my tummy and have a huge burn on it. nice. and i keep waking up with cuts and bruises. i think my hamster is haunting me.
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mulhollanddrive:
Hey!!! Hope you've been doing well. Haven't talked to you in many moons. I hope you had a great holiday. If I don't talk to you soon, have a great New Year!!! Cheers!
petong:
now *if* i could get a gf *and* she looked anything like you did, what am i talking about its never going to happen, i had a hamster, a white one, it lived a year, died and the through the magical powers of the house heating it lived again, amazing what heaters and a thumb rhythmically pressing your hamsters tummy can do

*warning*
hamster resuccitation only to be attempted by proffesionals and me smile

oh and happy new year lady person

i also burn myself alot but that's cos i work at pizza hut and forget the pans are hot sometimes, *doh*

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