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Movies seen recently:
Skinned Deep - a true piece of art. and like good art, not that abstract shit. highest rankings!
Vampires: The Turning - Not to bad, but not exception either. Once you get past the main characters annoying girlfriend, you can appreciate the.....ugh.......motorcycles....or something....maybe it wasn't so great.....
Frankenfish - another excellent piece of cinema. An unexpected winner. "Bet you didn't expect me to eat your heart! Did you, Fucker!?"
Sasquach Hunters - Eh, not all that great but it gives us some good quotes and will sound hilarious while describing it to other people.
Chupacabra Terror - not too bad at all. and starring ghimli from lord of the rings. when will those crazy people learn to stop bringing mythical beasts onto luxiory cruises?
666 Demon Child - Um......i dont really know what to say......except AWESOME. i have no idea what happened with all the demon swords and viking chinese indians with undead cows and stuff.....but i was quite entertained.
Monster Man - This movie was so sweet. Started off kinda slow and had a complete lack of awesome characters like Richardo from Frankenfish, Tough Guy Dan from Sasquatch Hunters, or Bulky from 666 Demon Child, but by the end, i was just like, "sweet. that was pretty sweet."
Creature Unknown - You think you have the "big suprise" ending figured out four minutes into the movie.....and your right. But wait, there is something else! a second twist that is imposible to predict becasue they never gave you the right information. Still enjoyable though.
Asylum of the Damned - kinda dull. it wasn't that bad in comparison to some movies i've seen, but keep in mind, I have seen a lot of movies.....and from this list, you know a lot of them were REALLY bad.
Vampires vs. Zombies - This movie was horrible. Its only redeeming value was the introduction of a sweet character known only as "The General" who will stop in the middle of a fight with a vampire to smoke a cigare with his back turned to her and later screem feebly as he swings an axe. He can also punch out vampire teetch with just one blow. Important Note: there are only two zombies in this movie and even then, they are just guys that wonder out into the road and are instantly hit by passing cars.
STILL ON THE LIST:
the eliminator - not a bad low budget horror movie but with a sweet plot none the less. Some dude is put on an island in a Series 7-like game show to kill everyone else.
ancient evil 2 - a mummy goes to new england and beats up some college kids.
Misquitoman - pretty much describes itself, i think.
Shadows of the Dead - Two people have to stay in a cabin and kill other people to stay alive because they are zombies or something. honestly i didn't look at this one too long.
Dark Heaven - some kind of crazy devil world
Dark Hunters - the box next to dark heaven in the video store. i dont remember what its about, some manner of hunters i guess.
Black Cadillac - the TRUE story of a group of college kids getting killed by a demon car in the mountains. ALL TRUE!
alright, this list will be updated as it progresses. other titles ive seen recently, but not in the last two days: dracula 3000 (because in space....there can be no daylight), boa vs. python (because when the city is threatened by a giant snake, the only choice is to release another one to combat it) and......whatever.....a countless list that i am tired of listing.
Movies seen recently:
Skinned Deep - a true piece of art. and like good art, not that abstract shit. highest rankings!
Vampires: The Turning - Not to bad, but not exception either. Once you get past the main characters annoying girlfriend, you can appreciate the.....ugh.......motorcycles....or something....maybe it wasn't so great.....
Frankenfish - another excellent piece of cinema. An unexpected winner. "Bet you didn't expect me to eat your heart! Did you, Fucker!?"
Sasquach Hunters - Eh, not all that great but it gives us some good quotes and will sound hilarious while describing it to other people.
Chupacabra Terror - not too bad at all. and starring ghimli from lord of the rings. when will those crazy people learn to stop bringing mythical beasts onto luxiory cruises?
666 Demon Child - Um......i dont really know what to say......except AWESOME. i have no idea what happened with all the demon swords and viking chinese indians with undead cows and stuff.....but i was quite entertained.
Monster Man - This movie was so sweet. Started off kinda slow and had a complete lack of awesome characters like Richardo from Frankenfish, Tough Guy Dan from Sasquatch Hunters, or Bulky from 666 Demon Child, but by the end, i was just like, "sweet. that was pretty sweet."
Creature Unknown - You think you have the "big suprise" ending figured out four minutes into the movie.....and your right. But wait, there is something else! a second twist that is imposible to predict becasue they never gave you the right information. Still enjoyable though.
Asylum of the Damned - kinda dull. it wasn't that bad in comparison to some movies i've seen, but keep in mind, I have seen a lot of movies.....and from this list, you know a lot of them were REALLY bad.
Vampires vs. Zombies - This movie was horrible. Its only redeeming value was the introduction of a sweet character known only as "The General" who will stop in the middle of a fight with a vampire to smoke a cigare with his back turned to her and later screem feebly as he swings an axe. He can also punch out vampire teetch with just one blow. Important Note: there are only two zombies in this movie and even then, they are just guys that wonder out into the road and are instantly hit by passing cars.
STILL ON THE LIST:
the eliminator - not a bad low budget horror movie but with a sweet plot none the less. Some dude is put on an island in a Series 7-like game show to kill everyone else.
ancient evil 2 - a mummy goes to new england and beats up some college kids.
Misquitoman - pretty much describes itself, i think.
Shadows of the Dead - Two people have to stay in a cabin and kill other people to stay alive because they are zombies or something. honestly i didn't look at this one too long.
Dark Heaven - some kind of crazy devil world
Dark Hunters - the box next to dark heaven in the video store. i dont remember what its about, some manner of hunters i guess.
Black Cadillac - the TRUE story of a group of college kids getting killed by a demon car in the mountains. ALL TRUE!
alright, this list will be updated as it progresses. other titles ive seen recently, but not in the last two days: dracula 3000 (because in space....there can be no daylight), boa vs. python (because when the city is threatened by a giant snake, the only choice is to release another one to combat it) and......whatever.....a countless list that i am tired of listing.
linkismyhero:
Thank you for the birthday wish 