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Sunday Apr 03, 2005

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In reference to "Cleave"

this post is in reference to the previous journal entitled "cleave"
you know, "Matt and Mark's Bogus Journey"?

well, somebody saved a copy of the school newspaper for this week and found this entry under the "Police Beat" section:

"Mar. 20 --" At 5 a.m., Ofc. Joseph Stupidhead [name changed], while on foot patrol, saw a male lying on campus walk. Upon approaching the male, Stupidhead tapped him on the shoe. According to police, the male, a 20-year-old resident of Westmoreland Hall, stood up and vomited. The student was transported to the hospital by the Fredericksburg Resue Squad and was referred to administration."

........hey, im certain he was on a bike, not on foot.....i wonder what else they're lying about..... whatever


it would also appear that some maniac is running around grabbing the same girls ass over and over again. Im in good company.



i'm not asking to go dancing i'm not that dumb anymore
its exhausting to keep smiling when your toes are bleeding through the floor
its a gory sort of story thats been told a million times before
don't be sorry just ignore me because honestly
i'm too sore from fitting exactly to ride into setting suns aching to
stand on my own two feet

"glass slipper" by The Dresden Dolls
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EL SUICIDO LOCO
Apr 13, 2005
xip:
It'd be awesome if the 80s lingo combined with the modern lingo and something like "crunk stellar" was born.
xip
Apr 13, 2005

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