xanderknight

The other day, techinically it would be wednesday night. I met up with one of my high school friends for drinks at a bar, and basically after that we drove around and just talked about high school and other stupid shit. Well as we are driving, and its pretty dark, he hits a deer. A little deer. The thing goes flying off to the right, and is flipping all around like crazy. He stops because of the shock, and I tell him to floor it and leave. He decides to call the police to notify them of what happened, a police car stops by us (not one of the cars that he called for, just a random cop car to check and see why a car is sitting with its hazards on.

then the cops he called for finally get there, and check out the situation, the deer is breathing shallow and can barely move its legs, and the cop says that its gonna die, so he decides to put the deer down. We walk away, and here this muffled pop and then thats pretty much it.......only they go back to the front of the car, and notice some brown stuff on the license plate........yes, it was deer shit. So basically, Bambi's cousin thrice-removed......got the shit knocked out of it. but anyway, its all good. By the way its halfjack's birthday today, but of course u already knew that..........right?

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