I have one question for each candidate I would like answered before I vote regarding there military service.
Mr. Bush. When your term of president is up will you be serving out the reaming 6 months you owe the National Guard in Iraq?
Mr. Kerry. Between polishing your three purple hearts and telling stories of your heroics in Vietnam do you really have time to be president?
I left home depot just as they were closing only to come to the abrupt realization that the 10 pipes I had just purchased were defiantly not fitting in my car as the back seat doesnt fold down on this car... After a brief moment of panic I remembered the other item I had purchased at home depot, duck tape. You might not think its possible, but I know from first hand experience that you can in fact duck tape 4 sections of 10 pipe to the top of a car and drive 50mph home.
Mr. Bush. When your term of president is up will you be serving out the reaming 6 months you owe the National Guard in Iraq?
Mr. Kerry. Between polishing your three purple hearts and telling stories of your heroics in Vietnam do you really have time to be president?
I left home depot just as they were closing only to come to the abrupt realization that the 10 pipes I had just purchased were defiantly not fitting in my car as the back seat doesnt fold down on this car... After a brief moment of panic I remembered the other item I had purchased at home depot, duck tape. You might not think its possible, but I know from first hand experience that you can in fact duck tape 4 sections of 10 pipe to the top of a car and drive 50mph home.
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I want your URL, baby.
And thanks for the nice words about my paintings....I was a studio minor...I don't know if that means I "learned to paint in college," per se...but I definately had an epiphany one day in oils class.
it was cool hanging out this weekend. hopefully it'll happen again soon.
also, your site is fucking hilarious. that's awesome. if i had balls i'd be doing the same thing.