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Signs its time to go shopping:

1. Your peanut butter and jelly sandwich no longer contains peanut butter.

2. That bag of off-brand microwave popcorn you bought on sale last year for 99 cents is looking like a viable meal option.

3. Your contemplating weather that can of condensed milk just might be close enough to real milk to produce an expectable box of macaroni and cheese.

4. You just ate the last piece of pizza thats been sustaining you for the last 3 days.

5. Plain toast is now your breakfast of champions.

Update: after a 12 mile bike ride i now have food and some really cute fake fur