so um yeah...i have brought this to a committee of peers and we have decided that i am pretty much awesome. i know this may come as a suprise to many of you but it is true.
"oh yeah hey...
I fucking write in
books. I only do it to fuck i am
whores that have
fully bloomed to
AIDS. Fuck (religious expletive)
piece of shit
(racial expletive) this
stupid song
i think i may
just shit on
it. ass. raw
no lubrication.
you stupid whore
yea you suck
this dick. yea
you suck it good.
yea, that's right"
i woke up around 10 am, checked my email, took a shower and decided it was time to have the noise from my brakes checked out. i made it to Just Brakes around 12:30. I decided before i left my house that i would shave and pack when i got back from getting my brakes checked, figuring... Read More
I drove to the Cobble Stone Caf where old women enjoy their pastrami on rye.
As I wait for mine I sit by the window and watch the high school girls walk around town in their half shirts and low jeans. Looking for something to do while on their vacations. Looking to get out.
I walked back to my car and drove to the lake,... Read More
on the way home i bumped the car in front of me. not much damage if any. still had to call the state troopers in and wait for an hour. i am sure they had stuff more important things to do, which didnt prevent him from calling them every twenty minutes for an update.
as soon as it happened, i get out..."are you... Read More
That sucks bro but if it makes you feel any better, I once had a asshole the first week I got my new car run a stop sign going around 40, take of the front end of my car, only to have him get out of his car, and ask why I didnt swerve to try and miss him, i obviously saw him run the stop sign.... i hate stupid people, sadly FL is 99% THEM. Seriously FL is like the appendix to the USA were that lil offshoot that all the shit comes to LoL
That sucks, I rear-end someone last December the week before I graduated. Luckily she was nice but she still insisted on calling in the State Trooper even though my car had taken most of the damage. *shrug* Hopefully Burroughs isn't too right about this guy.
, I'll be at ibar tonight though.