wysh

my sister called me from a bookstore and asked if i wanted a some drinking game that you play with dice.

i told her at my age you dont play drinking games, you get cirrhosis (as though that was the drinking game)

my father shook his head.

wow, am i sick

orange juice and pills sick

seems ever since i have become reverand Wysh i have been sick

is god telling me something?

today i was hungry

like really hungry

like hungry from the night before, but i felt bad about eating before bed

so at work i went to the cafeteria

i bought eggs and turkey bacon

i was pleased with the thought of being slightly healthy

i made it to the door of the office

and the eggs made it to the floor

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

guess what?

do you really want to know?

it is exciting.

it makes me almost close to normal.

last night i totally got to see my fave musician (Jonah Matranga)...he hasn't played FL in six years, so he put his little emo heart into every moment of his 50 minute set.

"you can't blame Led Zepplin for Whitesnake,
and you can't blame me for Fall Out Boy"
- Jonah Matranga on being blamed for Emo

The current girl i have been haning out with said i was weird and had interesting friends.

So i have been thinking about that alot, am i weird?

And then an ex-girlfriend invited me to her wedding (when/if it happens). She said i could be the entertainment. Does that mean i have to show up in a clown outfit?

"no no no, you can even...
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