Install ment #2. Again I am or have been guilty of all. I welcome your Bachelor and Bachelorette symptoms for the eventual definitive version.
If you've ever decided it's too late for washing your bedlinens and just bought new, you might be a bachelor.
If you score your weeks by how many meals other people have cooked for you, you might be a bachelor.
if your cat has better furniture than you do, you might be a bachelor.
If you carry pictures of your pets and motor vehicles in your wallet, you might be a bachelor.
if a value-size package of toilet paper lasts almost as long as a Presidential administration, you might be a bachelor.
If you own more than one motorcycle but not a decent vacuum cleaner, you might be a bachelor.
If you read on the toilet, you might be a bachelor.
If you've ever decided it's too late for washing your bedlinens and just bought new, you might be a bachelor.
If you score your weeks by how many meals other people have cooked for you, you might be a bachelor.
if your cat has better furniture than you do, you might be a bachelor.
If you carry pictures of your pets and motor vehicles in your wallet, you might be a bachelor.
if a value-size package of toilet paper lasts almost as long as a Presidential administration, you might be a bachelor.
If you own more than one motorcycle but not a decent vacuum cleaner, you might be a bachelor.
If you read on the toilet, you might be a bachelor.
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Shitfuck it right! After some ups and downs, I am indeed feeling better. the bike will feel better after about, oh, $6,000 and a couple of months...
Yes, i use grocery bags as trash bags too. Paper and plastic.
Better add that to the list, too....