delayed two hours. not too shabby.
so rather than bettering myself like i kinda set out to do after i got my lisence(?) suspended, i actually want to master jugglying while laying down.
i practiced last night. and completed a couple...i don't know, rotations. and then once i got that shit down i want to go from standing up to lying down while maintaining...my balls....
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so rather than bettering myself like i kinda set out to do after i got my lisence(?) suspended, i actually want to master jugglying while laying down.
i practiced last night. and completed a couple...i don't know, rotations. and then once i got that shit down i want to go from standing up to lying down while maintaining...my balls....
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joshkirby:
hi. on sale for how much?
semjaza:
I miss sausages too. How much is a Wuggly going for these days anyway? You should go to Ministry, a lot of us are going. 
Thank you for a shit-ton o' kindness in my last entry.
i'm pretty tired, but i'm feeding the geuse and eating unhealthy. if today had a "theme" it would have been fuck-up-while-you-talk-day. the things that come out of my mouth.
so for-realiously. help. i can't find out who this is. "she" seems not to be credited in the movie. SO PLEASE HELP (not even on...
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i'm pretty tired, but i'm feeding the geuse and eating unhealthy. if today had a "theme" it would have been fuck-up-while-you-talk-day. the things that come out of my mouth.
so for-realiously. help. i can't find out who this is. "she" seems not to be credited in the movie. SO PLEASE HELP (not even on...
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lemuria:
i dont know who that is in that picture. by the way that picture of your ass the other day was amazing!!! 
sydfloyd:
Male stripper?
Anyway, do you want a male stripper, or do you want a male that will strip just for you.
I'd do it, but my contract says I only strip when I'm dressed like Marilyn. What?
Anyway, do you want a male stripper, or do you want a male that will strip just for you.
I'd do it, but my contract says I only strip when I'm dressed like Marilyn. What?
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gingersnaps_____:
oooo you look uber sexy in a skirt!
i#'ve heard xmen 3 is pants
which im sad about coz i love xmen! in all forms!
and my housemate tricked me into finding out what happens she sent me it in a text and i read it without thinking pah
i#'ve heard xmen 3 is pants
which im sad about coz i love xmen! in all forms!
and my housemate tricked me into finding out what happens
she sent me it in a text and i read it without thinking pah
eojochaz:
okey it wasn't that bad, i would probally see it again, i had to think about it for a while 
yarr
yarrSweety hon can i call you back?
You know that car i was driving wasn't mine? Do i care, nope.
I guess i have a date of some sort tomorrow. Not sure how i'm feeling. he's not one of "our own". So hmm... Inuyasha. you make me sad. don't get me wrong i find various males attractive, not a certain type.
Waiting for the stripper...
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You know that car i was driving wasn't mine? Do i care, nope.
I guess i have a date of some sort tomorrow. Not sure how i'm feeling. he's not one of "our own". So hmm... Inuyasha. you make me sad. don't get me wrong i find various males attractive, not a certain type.
Waiting for the stripper...
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antihero_wraith:
I wish to make jackets.
Like coats.
Only pinstriped
and graffiti'd...
isthisaword?
The Baron Locust doth approach.
'ware the coming of th' ev'l Baron [bearRon]
Good luck.
I want cool shirts... maybe spray painted?
mmmMmm
zipperzzzzz
Like coats.
Only pinstriped
and graffiti'd...
isthisaword?
The Baron Locust doth approach.
'ware the coming of th' ev'l Baron [bearRon]
Good luck.
I want cool shirts... maybe spray painted?
mmmMmm
zipperzzzzz
lemuria:
i love shirts! thats the item of my wardrobe (wow, that sounds so old timer) but i have the most of shirts. i feel they are my way of expressing myself to the world. even if its just the color of the shirt im trying to put out there in the universe....so a date tomorrow...thats exciting. youre hot. dont think your not. youll get caught. give it all you got. ahhahah sorry for that little rhyme session there. 
ive only rollerbladed once in my life. i prefer the skates..i busted my ass hard..i was also wearing rollerblades three sizes bigger than my regular shoesize!! i do enjoy it though. have fun running your errands..what kind of gum do you like? im a fan of the light blue extra. 
ive only rollerbladed once in my life. i prefer the skates..i busted my ass hard..i was also wearing rollerblades three sizes bigger than my regular shoesize!! i do enjoy it though. have fun running your errands..what kind of gum do you like? im a fan of the light blue extra. ENOUGH OF MY BUTT.
feeling a bit smeaty and swelly. one more day.
i have roller blades.
feeling a bit smeaty and swelly. one more day.
i have roller blades.
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joetheho:
have fun at least you know he has a nice body
dekansilent:
i wish i could've went earlier, but good ol work calls. but tomorrow i think i get to leave work at 11.30 so i'll probably go then. 
so once in a while...evldedgrl and i, get hit on by a male stripper. while at work. in our lovely dq apparel.
ha ho?
work today, all day, and tomorree. itchy eyes and my dogs need food. i hope everyone is having a lovely damn weekend. i've eaten too much at night these past two nights. no thank you.
last night, at work, we had...
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ha ho?
work today, all day, and tomorree. itchy eyes and my dogs need food. i hope everyone is having a lovely damn weekend. i've eaten too much at night these past two nights. no thank you.
last night, at work, we had...
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omeganightmare:
LoL. Nice work there. Have a good week of recovery from this weekend.
eojochaz:
do you moistureise?
in the preasent present state of being i will tell you this. bendii komendii RULZ. regardless sober, drunk or drunk and creepy. she does. she's um....the salt to my pepper. but presently she is who i am closes to as of late.
maybe i shoulbe be closer to a god, but it is less difficult when you can see what you belifve in right in...
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omeganightmare:
lol Drunk updates are the best 
dekansilent:
boop beep bop
Sometimes i guess...perhaps i do put myself into a bad situation. Tonight was one.
You called up crying, i did what i could to come see you.
i went out of my way, asked for a ride, to come see YOU.
i will hold you and rub your head. i do not want anything else. Please respect that. Or not. Lets hope i don't have...
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You called up crying, i did what i could to come see you.
i went out of my way, asked for a ride, to come see YOU.
i will hold you and rub your head. i do not want anything else. Please respect that. Or not. Lets hope i don't have...
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alicat13:
i heart you. i hope you are ok. want me to kick someone in the nuts for you? i'll do it!!
atomh8:
I'm not 100% clear on who your talking about, but I am 100% sure hes a dickhead.
xmen tomorrow night. giggidy giggidy giggidy.
all i need is a damn printer. suck a fuck.
allergies from heck. weak orgasm. not sure what is up for today. it's pretty out i guess.
maybe i need to smile more.
all i need is a damn printer. suck a fuck.
allergies from heck. weak orgasm. not sure what is up for today. it's pretty out i guess.
maybe i need to smile more.
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drella_:
im goin to see X3 on Saturday WOLVERINE!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOLVERINE!!!!!!!!!!!!
atomh8:
what do you need the printer for?
presently i am trying to update and make a cd.
i was all about updating last night but my lack of stable internet prevents me to do so. Thus causing me to kill uncontrollably. can't spell
yesterday...i suppose not too shabby. spent a majority of it alone but what else is new. and i've got such a tickle in my throat.
so yesterday i:
washed...
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i was all about updating last night but my lack of stable internet prevents me to do so. Thus causing me to kill uncontrollably. can't spell
yesterday...i suppose not too shabby. spent a majority of it alone but what else is new. and i've got such a tickle in my throat.
so yesterday i:
washed...
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sydfloyd:
What's that mark ont he inside of your right arm?
