The Wuggly Ump
- Ed Gorey
Sing tirraloo, sing tirralay,
The Wuglly Ump lives far away.
It eats umbrellas, gunny sacks,
Brass doorknobs, mud, and carpet tacks.
How most unpleasing to be sure!
Its other habits are quite obscure.
Sing jigglepin, sing jogglepen,
The Wuggly Ump has left its den.
We pass our happy childhood hours
In weaving endless chains of flowers.
Across the hills...
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- Ed Gorey
Sing tirraloo, sing tirralay,
The Wuglly Ump lives far away.
It eats umbrellas, gunny sacks,
Brass doorknobs, mud, and carpet tacks.
How most unpleasing to be sure!
Its other habits are quite obscure.
Sing jigglepin, sing jogglepen,
The Wuggly Ump has left its den.
We pass our happy childhood hours
In weaving endless chains of flowers.
Across the hills...
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rejection:
thanks
fractal:
ohh!! Ed Gorey is so neato!
taco bell you are the devil, but i love you so.
so i'm stuffing my chubby cheeks full of taco bell goodness. i'm currantly devouring a chick..quasadilla (?). the only complaint with this shit is i think it has nacho cheese in it. so i think i'm going to have to ask that it doesn't have that in it. it's not good in this state,...
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so i'm stuffing my chubby cheeks full of taco bell goodness. i'm currantly devouring a chick..quasadilla (?). the only complaint with this shit is i think it has nacho cheese in it. so i think i'm going to have to ask that it doesn't have that in it. it's not good in this state,...
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johnnyfive:
fat bottom girls you make my rockin' world go 'round.
keithyboy20:
*Digs in pockets* Ah!! Here ya go. *Offers a life* Don't worry about it, it's on me. You can buy next time 
i saved deer
i doubt it, but on my way home from alisons i saw a deer on the side of the road, i slowed down and honked twice to scare it back into the woods, and it worked. HOWEVER...
i didn't notice there were like four of them until they ran away. i was happy that they peaced out back into the woods.
so...
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cainroth:
Tell you what, I won't hold my breath! I offered you inclusion previously (and the offer still stands for Emergence), but you didnt go to Masks of Alice. Grrr! 
My best freind told me to post that. He was miffed that he didn't get to meet interesting people. He's such a kad. A rouge, a rapscallion. And his wife is just the same. He'e the instantly freindly/cult of personality sort. He's a real trip.
Im glad you think Im rad. Im just not rad enough to hang out with? \/pout\/
My best freind told me to post that. He was miffed that he didn't get to meet interesting people. He's such a kad. A rouge, a rapscallion. And his wife is just the same. He'e the instantly freindly/cult of personality sort. He's a real trip.
Im glad you think Im rad. Im just not rad enough to hang out with? \/pout\/
keithyboy20:
....and Bambi lived to see another day.
well then i tried to trim my beast of a Sammy last night. it didn't quite work out, well it did, but i also trimmed my knuckle. Hurty. hurty i tell you
I also trimmed like a chunk so close to his head he now has a bald spot. i feel so bad about that, i mean, i'm glad i didn't draw blood on my...
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I also trimmed like a chunk so close to his head he now has a bald spot. i feel so bad about that, i mean, i'm glad i didn't draw blood on my...
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cainroth:
BORDERS!
Well I know we have the DVD. I'll look tomorow at work and let you know.
Sorry about the dead baby joke btw. Hope you found it funny, as was my intention in writing it.
Later
Well I know we have the DVD. I'll look tomorow at work and let you know.
Sorry about the dead baby joke btw. Hope you found it funny, as was my intention in writing it.
Later
johnnyfive:
what does "trim my beast of Sammy" mean?? 
did you know they are making a sequel to "boondock saints"?
did you know they are making a sequel to "boondock saints"?
(dead mode)
my allergies are indeed the devil. and it's a little hard to breath today. no thanks, move on.
the lovely Edea may be helping me with a set Friday. this could be good. i think for this week ( and forever i wish ) i am going to try so hard not to eat crap food. i want to try so hard to...
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my allergies are indeed the devil. and it's a little hard to breath today. no thanks, move on.
the lovely Edea may be helping me with a set Friday. this could be good. i think for this week ( and forever i wish ) i am going to try so hard not to eat crap food. i want to try so hard to...
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johnnyfive:
if you did a set would your name still be wugglyump? a sg named wugglyump sounds like a kinky teletubbie...
hey, wait a minute...are you a kinky teletubbie?!?
PS: name suggestions : sasha, natasha, billyjean, girl, madchen, or casaubaun.
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hey, wait a minute...are you a kinky teletubbie?!?
PS: name suggestions : sasha, natasha, billyjean, girl, madchen, or casaubaun.
[Edited on Nov 17, 2003 8:36PM]
keithyboy20:
Cool, a living dead girl... 
chicken noodle farts
i am home and settled in. i've got a rash on my armpits though. FUCK ASS.
i had a pretty okay night. i went to boston with alison and her boy took us out to eat, from there we went to a party, but she didn't really enjoy herself. i was shy as fuck, as per usual. i didn't feel upto drinking...
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keithyboy20:
I....never knew chicken noodles had farts. Good to know
johnnyfive:
it's the boston baked beans that make the chicken noodles fart. that's what i hear. i can't live a day without my dog myself, so i hear ya on that tip.
i woke up today with the terrible urge to kiss a boy.
too bad for me
jimmy urine was in my dream last night. and i don't want to let myself forget it. so then, i got me some new slacks, and i'm just breaking them in, although they don't really need it, but i never noticed how things like to stick to corder...roys? no...
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too bad for me
jimmy urine was in my dream last night. and i don't want to let myself forget it. so then, i got me some new slacks, and i'm just breaking them in, although they don't really need it, but i never noticed how things like to stick to corder...roys? no...
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cinder:
Awww...you're such a sweetheart!
stacie:
GOOOOOOOOD LUCK with the new job opportunities! And getting through the interviews and all the other hoops they like to make a person looking for employment jump through.
This profile picture of yours is HAWT!
This profile picture of yours is HAWT!
poo on your head
i need to leave for work in a few minuten. not yet though. it's terribly warm in this room of mine. today i'm more alive. BUT yesterday, in my deathly state i was SOOO pale, and that made me so happy.
today i'm more...pink and whatever. bleh. i like being pale, i like being super pale. super freak? so i think...
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johnnyfive:
just my belly?
keithyboy20:
Nah, they never really fight, they just avoid each other. Yesterday, it seemed that Waylon just snapped and attacked Annabelle. Oh well, she'll be ok, she's a tough li'l pup.
i drank and drank and drank last night
i think perhaps i actually passed out. or maybe just went sleepy
HOWEVER, i did some
in my sleep. i think it's cool and all that i did not choke and die on my .
i think it's done for now. however again, when i did awake or whatever, there was still alcohol quite present in my...
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i think perhaps i actually passed out. or maybe just went sleepy
HOWEVER, i did some
in my sleep. i think it's cool and all that i did not choke and die on my .
i think it's done for now. however again, when i did awake or whatever, there was still alcohol quite present in my...
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iload2:
Familiar Smells
And
Their Fortells
And
Their Fortells
xinsertclichex:
see....thats why we shouldnt drink......sure, it may be fun, but the downside always outweigh's the fun that it brings..... how are ya??
how are ya??mmmm twizzlers
i got temperarily(?) sickened by them, oh nevermind it's coming back. so my digital camera peaced out again. AGAIN, perhaps it needs a new card for it, but i haven't the money for that. or anything. it's sad. although obviously i did not help the situation by calling out last night.
i forgot some other girl was going to call out and when...
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i got temperarily(?) sickened by them, oh nevermind it's coming back. so my digital camera peaced out again. AGAIN, perhaps it needs a new card for it, but i haven't the money for that. or anything. it's sad. although obviously i did not help the situation by calling out last night.
i forgot some other girl was going to call out and when...
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johnnyfive:
if your date doesn't work out, i'll temporarily hire you.
marymary:
i love twizzlers! especially drinking things through them!
xo
xo
holy headache
so hmmm...i'm think i'm going to crawl up into a ball and die, i mean go to bed. once again i managed to spend the whole day in bed. i went to bed at nine am, and got up at six pm and took a shower, then retired back into my blahblah blah. well after the simpsons i may peace out.
but you...
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keithyboy20:
^ That's awesome.
bellavendetta:
OH!!!!!
but you CAN enlist in the MOB army!!!!!
love the new pics
sorry yr sick, get well soon!
but you CAN enlist in the MOB army!!!!!
love the new pics
sorry yr sick, get well soon!
someone please come here and take care of me. please
love,
SicklyUmp
and i'll go to hell for thinking this, but i hope i get cancelled from work tonight.
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friday:
having your bday that close to xmas sux huh? mines the 28th.
twwly:
im good at taking care,
