wtf

Listening to "the Dept. of Good and Evil featuring Rachel Z" Comfortably Numb transitioning to "Beastie Boys Sneaking out of the Hospital"

I woke up this morning to a bee on the pillow next to me.

It was so loud.

My cat was watching it,
and me.

I'm allergic to bees
and have no health insurance.

I got up to kill the bee as he made his way under my verticle blinds to the warm window where the sun was shining.

I smooshed him and jumped back and saw his thorax still moving on the carpet.

It bothers me that I had to kill him and it bothers me more that he somehowfound his way into my room.

My cat sat was left sniffing the spot where he was on the beige carpet, all protector like while I made a fist and tossed the ball into the waste basket.

I went back to sleep and dreamt about people talking about the bees coming. Have you heard?