wrigley

so today was totally like an episode of cops.

Jessica's asshole ex bf owes her money to pay his phone bill that is in her name...so he came over to give it to her...no big deal right?

well all of the sudden he starts flipping out and screaming...keep in mind that he drove his car through our front lawn up to the porch for no apparent reason other than to be a jerk...and she was yelling at him to get off of our property and he tells her "if i get off your property i'm running you over with this car" so he floors it backward and she has to jump out of the way because the door is still open on the car and it almost takes her out.

So she calls the police, because she's not the kind of girl that is going to let some jerk threaten her (i'm so proud of her) and they come over and file a report, and if he so much sets foot on our property ever again, they are serving him with a restraining order.

and she turned off his phone service, so he'll probably be back, which means we can call the police and have them serve him!

now, crazy as all this is, cops is one of our favorite shows, so this was sort of like living a dream.

but motherfucking asshole, if he ever EVER makes her hysterical like he did today i will cut off his balls and make him swallow them, and then cut off his dick and sodomize him. no one treats my best friend like that.