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Monday Oct 03, 2005

Oct 3, 2005
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In the exercise room, doing benchpresses on the BowFlex:

Me: I feel like I might throw up. That might be kind of funny.
devilducky: Just don't throw up on me.
Me: Well, how much would that suck, if I threw up on the machine?! Then we'd have to sit down here and clean it up.
DD: Fuck that. We'd just go back upstairs.
Me: "Someone threw up on the BowFlex?! Who would do that?! DRUNKS, that's who!"

Update: The following is an excerpt from a conversation with my brother on MSN. He is fifteen.

Me: I AM WHITENING MY TEETH
Me: WITH CREST WHITESTRIPS
Him: D=
Him: THOSE THINGS ARE SINS AGAINST GOD!
Him: TEETH AREN'T SUPPOSE TO BE
R: 244
G: 244
B: 244!!!
VIEW 18 of 18 COMMENTS
horus73:
Dtunk workouts? Can't say I've done it, but then again, I can't say I've worked out much at all...
Oct 5, 2005
lylonijade:
awwwwww. that is funny.
Oct 5, 2005

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