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Monday Sep 05, 2005

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Fiddle-dee-dee. I don't have anything interesting to say. So here are some stories about me.

1. When I was six years old, I broke my arm. I was hanging upside-down from my swingset, slipped, fell and landed on top of my little twig arm. And it broke. I was in the first grade and took a little pillow with me to lay my broken arm on while I was at school. frown I had to wear two different casts, because when they took the first one off it wasn't fully healed. The first one, with people's signatures and stuff, is still in a box at my parents' somewhere, I think.

2. I've been to Girl Scout camp not once, not twice, but THRICE. Once with my troop, when my mom was my troop leader, and twice by myself. Here is a song I learned while I was there.

Girl Scout camp, Girl Scout camp,
The buses that they give you, they say are mighty fine,
But when they turn the corner, they leave the wheels behind!

Chorus:
Oh, I don't wanna go to Girl Scout Camp
Gee Ma, I wanna go, back where the toilets flow,
Gee Ma, I wanna go home.
Girl Scout Camp, Girl Scout Camp

The donuts that they give you, they say are mighty fine,
But one rolled off the table, and killed a friend of mine!

(Chorus)

The tents they give you, they say are waterproof,
But when you wake up in the morning, you're floating on the roof!

(Chorus)

The water that they give you, they say is mighty fine,
But when you sip upon it, it tastes like turpentine!

(Chorus)

It was fun, I promise. And before any of you ask, YES I sold cookies. HUNDREDS OF THEM.

3. Every day I watch Star Trek on Spike TV. They play a LOT of Army recruiting commercials during the day, and I think I'm sort of being brainwashed by them, because they sort of make me want to join the Army now. surreal

That is all I have for now. I feel lots better today, but I've pretty much lost my voice because of all the coughing I've been doing. A customer told me today that I sound like Janis Joplin. confused
VIEW 24 of 24 COMMENTS
synnove:
i can totally picture you selling gs cookies. tongue

and woman, you need to shoot another set!
Sep 9, 2005
cecelia:
dear wren,
my babysitter quit. wanna make some easy cash? biggrin

-Cece
Sep 9, 2005

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