wren

I'm going to burn my bank to the ground.

Update: The bank cannot find my money.

My check was never deposited anywhere.

I called the payroll office in Bentonville and they said the check never cleared. They are going to reissue it.

If my bank tries to make me pay the overdraft fees, I am closing my accounts.

Update again: I AM ON THE PHONE WITH THE BANK.
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UPDATE AGAIN: They will waive the overdraft fees if I can get Payroll to send them a letter stating that I did, in fact, have a check on that date. I think I might still close my accounts, though.