I stopped eating candy.
It's wierd and I don't like it, but it's what's best. So I'm sticking with it.
But it's getting bad, like I'm a crack addict or something. Last night I dreamt I was a werewolf. But a good werewolf! And there were BAD werewolves who were trying to get me to change into my wolf form and fight them to the death. And I wouldn't do it.
"Fine," they told me, "But we have your children, and if you won't do it, we'll kill them."
And I looked, and I was horrified. My babies were chocolates. Don't kill my chocolates!
It's wierd and I don't like it, but it's what's best. So I'm sticking with it.
But it's getting bad, like I'm a crack addict or something. Last night I dreamt I was a werewolf. But a good werewolf! And there were BAD werewolves who were trying to get me to change into my wolf form and fight them to the death. And I wouldn't do it.
"Fine," they told me, "But we have your children, and if you won't do it, we'll kill them."
And I looked, and I was horrified. My babies were chocolates. Don't kill my chocolates!
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jennifer:
haha it's totally hard trying to stop eating candy and i can't it sucks good luck!
crispy:
You never answered my stupd questions!! 