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Sunday Apr 08, 2007

Apr 8, 2007
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My mother called me today and asked what devilducky and I were doing for Zombie Jesus Day.

"Nothing," I said "Cleaning the apartment."

"Ah." she said, "Well, I just wanted to call to tell you two highly religious people Happy Easter."

I should have lied and said we were going to church. HA!
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corsair:
Or . . you could tell her you stayed in bed . . . and yelled Oh God several times. Does that count? wink
Apr 9, 2007
lylonijade:
I was going to stop by your mums house and say Hi to the family. Apparently Dave saw my mum at a store in monroe and scared the shit out of her. I guess he pretty much chased her down. He was wearing red. I dunno. you know how hard it is to get a straight story out of that woman. I might use that zombie line ON my friend Erin. He loves zombies. .
Bleh I am watching some crap tac u lar movie call the lake house with sandra bullok and Keonu Reeves. really don't so it. you will regret it. OK BACK TO THE MOVIE.
Apr 9, 2007

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