1. Handicapped tags dangling from her rearview mirror and so much smoke inside her car that it's like I'm looking at her through a lens smeared with Vaseline. Stuck in traffic and I want to throw my car in park and scream at this stranger. What are you doing to yourself? What are you doing to your family? STOP STOP STOP.
2. Four white and red bumper stickers. "Sing of joy JESUS CHRIST", "My Strength JESUS CHRIST", "Love one another JESUS CHRIST". The last one twice. It's the gushing adoration of a teenage girl who doesn't really like her boyfriend but wants to convince herself that she does.
3. I'm tired. Very tired.
2. Four white and red bumper stickers. "Sing of joy JESUS CHRIST", "My Strength JESUS CHRIST", "Love one another JESUS CHRIST". The last one twice. It's the gushing adoration of a teenage girl who doesn't really like her boyfriend but wants to convince herself that she does.
3. I'm tired. Very tired.
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2. What are you talking about? Is Christ NOT the light of YOUR life? "Si Christo mi ama!"
3. coffee?