I wanted to let you guys know that I am still alive and I am doing all right. I am vegging out a lot and sleeping a lot, and it SUCKS because it's cold outside and I can't sit on the balcony in my underwear and drink rum to numb the pain. So instead I am watching Star Trek.
I had a dream that I was pregnant with quintuplets! But they weren't my babies, I was someone's surrogate. And everyone was shocked that every one of the embryos took and that I was going to grow five babies. "You're so tiny! Where are they all going to GO?!" So I Googled "multiple birth complications in petite women".
It's snowing like madness here right now and I'm sick. I had to call in sick to work today because my chest is so congested and I didn't think it would be a good idea to package French bread while I'm hacking up phlegm. I KNOW YOU WANT FREE PHLEGM IN YOUR FRENCH BREAD DONT LIE TO ME.
I never put in my two week notice, for everyone who is asking. I chickened out. Until I know I can find work somewhere else, I'm not comfortable quitting, because I really can't afford it. But the job hunt is on! I promise! As soon as I feel better I'm going to swing over to the temp agency.
When devilducky gets home we are going to the grocery store. WE ARE GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE. We've been saying we're going to go for the past four days and we just haven't.
Have you ever downloaded a clip of porn off of the internet? That's both fun and scary at the same time because you never really know the circumstances of it, or where it really came from. I downloaded something today that was called "3 lesbians fucking with one using strapon" and then had a bunch of search keywords along with it (you know how that is. You search for "Outkast" and find "Japanese girl fucking preteen lolita incest xxx Outkast The Way You Move facials" and it's just some guy nailing his girlfriend). It IS actually three women and one of them IS actually using a strapon and I'm watching it and I watch it a few times because on the one hand it's pretty arousing but on the other hand IS THAT THAT GIRL'S MOTHER? Oh my god, is it? I can't tell. She doesn't look old enough to be her mother! I need to watch it three more times and UGH now I feel gross and I don't know what I'm looking at any more. It can't be her mother. Can it? What is she saying to her? ITS GERMAN. I WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON HERE OH I FEEL SO DISGUSTING RIGHT NOW. So I just deleted it. I can't even deal with that. Porn on the internet is a dangerous, dangerous thing. But then you find that 11 minute clip of the two hot blondes in the shower and it's all worth it.
I had a dream that I was pregnant with quintuplets! But they weren't my babies, I was someone's surrogate. And everyone was shocked that every one of the embryos took and that I was going to grow five babies. "You're so tiny! Where are they all going to GO?!" So I Googled "multiple birth complications in petite women".
It's snowing like madness here right now and I'm sick. I had to call in sick to work today because my chest is so congested and I didn't think it would be a good idea to package French bread while I'm hacking up phlegm. I KNOW YOU WANT FREE PHLEGM IN YOUR FRENCH BREAD DONT LIE TO ME.
I never put in my two week notice, for everyone who is asking. I chickened out. Until I know I can find work somewhere else, I'm not comfortable quitting, because I really can't afford it. But the job hunt is on! I promise! As soon as I feel better I'm going to swing over to the temp agency.
When devilducky gets home we are going to the grocery store. WE ARE GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE. We've been saying we're going to go for the past four days and we just haven't.
Have you ever downloaded a clip of porn off of the internet? That's both fun and scary at the same time because you never really know the circumstances of it, or where it really came from. I downloaded something today that was called "3 lesbians fucking with one using strapon" and then had a bunch of search keywords along with it (you know how that is. You search for "Outkast" and find "Japanese girl fucking preteen lolita incest xxx Outkast The Way You Move facials" and it's just some guy nailing his girlfriend). It IS actually three women and one of them IS actually using a strapon and I'm watching it and I watch it a few times because on the one hand it's pretty arousing but on the other hand IS THAT THAT GIRL'S MOTHER? Oh my god, is it? I can't tell. She doesn't look old enough to be her mother! I need to watch it three more times and UGH now I feel gross and I don't know what I'm looking at any more. It can't be her mother. Can it? What is she saying to her? ITS GERMAN. I WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON HERE OH I FEEL SO DISGUSTING RIGHT NOW. So I just deleted it. I can't even deal with that. Porn on the internet is a dangerous, dangerous thing. But then you find that 11 minute clip of the two hot blondes in the shower and it's all worth it.
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Outkast did a porno? Why wasn't I told?