wren

I want to go into a temp agency and throw myself on their mercy. I want to drop to my knees and beg them. "Please find me a job in a place where people comprehend proper English. PLEASE!"

I'm paraphrasing here, but this is an actual note I received from one of the members of my second-shift crew:

Management or whoever is concerned with it:
I would of done the mark downs, but the other day an associate did them and a manager Justin told her it was wrong and threw it all in the compactor. After all of her hard work! So until we know if it is right or not, mark downs will not be done by me. Mike

I'm not even kidding here, folks. Doesn't that look like really piss-poor 'English as a Second Language' homework? This particular person is constantly leaving me notes like this, among them such gems as "Please order more parchment paper there is only one box left beside the one we have" and "PLEASE get a tech in to look at the dish washer machine it is BROKEN it has been four days now" (the dishwasher wasn't broken, by the way). Most of the notes left for me look that way. It is very distressing.

I must sleep now. My throat hurts and I am very tired.