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Saturday Dec 17, 2005

Dec 17, 2005
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You know how when you fart and you aren't sure if it's going to be really rancid or not, so you kind of have to wait those few seconds before you know how bad it's going to be?

You know when you do that in public and you have to RUN AWAY because it's so bad?

I did that in Barnes and Noble, only I was at the end of the line and by the time I could figure out how bad it was there were people behind me so I COULDN'T RUN AWAY. It was so bad that people were fanning at their noses with the books they were waiting to buy. I think I saw one guy's eyebrows catch on fire.

Incidentally, I bought the copy of Skin and Ink with our lovely Twwly on the cover. If you guys haven't picked your copy up YOU SHOULD. Go do it now!

My mom asked if there was anything she could buy me for X-Mas that I "really needed". "Clothes," I offered, and gave her some ideas of what specifically I wanted. "Well, that's good and all, but I was wondering if there was anything BIGGER that you needed."

I couldn't think of anything, so she told me to call her if anything comes to mind in the next couple of days.

Hm. Is there anything "big" that I really need? She offered to buy me a new Gameboy, and as much as I want an SP it's sort of retarded for her to buy one for me, since I already have a GBA. And I'm not sure if I want to waste my "big present" opportunity on a DS.
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OHmygod, I can't stop laughing. Please, help.
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