My turtle died. Everything sucks right now. I hate myself. Why must Murphey constantly fuck me with his law? I decided that I would put my turtle outside and take a picture of him once a week to update the process of his decomposition. Then I will take his shell and make a necklace of him. Oh stop your judging, i didn't kill him, God...
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clairevoyance:
1. You think you're better than me. huh? Maybe...
2. If you were a bartender turning 30, what would you want for your birthday? A spanking
3. Why do I constantly fall in love with September birthday people? I'm gonna go w/ Astrology too
4. Sex is evil? Evil is nothing but Live spelled backwards
5. What? the fuck?!!
6. Do you like my art? Sure
7. Why did the SG set change during midday? Fuck if I know
8. Give me your philosophy on life. "Without music, life would be a mistake." -Nietzsche
9. Do you prefer to perform oral sex or get penetrated? I only like to give oral sex if I'm getting it in return...so if that's the case then I don't care either way
10. What is your favorite sport? Billiards
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2. If you were a bartender turning 30, what would you want for your birthday? A spanking
3. Why do I constantly fall in love with September birthday people? I'm gonna go w/ Astrology too
4. Sex is evil? Evil is nothing but Live spelled backwards
5. What? the fuck?!!
6. Do you like my art? Sure
7. Why did the SG set change during midday? Fuck if I know
8. Give me your philosophy on life. "Without music, life would be a mistake." -Nietzsche
9. Do you prefer to perform oral sex or get penetrated? I only like to give oral sex if I'm getting it in return...so if that's the case then I don't care either way
10. What is your favorite sport? Billiards
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creative_slacker:
Get your butt here, and hang with the fine folks who live in New Orleans. It's a happenin place. And I need a neighbor, so damn it move here and keep me company.
1. You think you're better than me. huh? Well, last time I checked, yeah, I'm pretty fucking cool... You aries, it's all about being the best. jeesh.
2. If you were a bartender turning 30, what would you want for your birthday? Well, I'm a waitress turning 30 and I want a real job, my boyfriend to live closer, and hot hot hot sex.
3. Why do I constantly fall in love with September birthday people? Because we're awesome. See answer to question number 1.
4. Sex is evil? Only if you do it with an asshole.
5. What? I said, make me a sammich biatch.
6. Do you like my art? I need to see more in order to make a sound judgement call on that one.
7. Why did the SG set change during midday? To get to the other side?
8. Give me your philosophy on life. To get to the other side.
9. Do you prefer to perform oral sex or get penetrated? Can't I have both?
10. What is your favorite sport? People watching.
1. You think you're better than me. huh? Well, last time I checked, yeah, I'm pretty fucking cool... You aries, it's all about being the best. jeesh.
2. If you were a bartender turning 30, what would you want for your birthday? Well, I'm a waitress turning 30 and I want a real job, my boyfriend to live closer, and hot hot hot sex.
3. Why do I constantly fall in love with September birthday people? Because we're awesome. See answer to question number 1.
4. Sex is evil? Only if you do it with an asshole.
5. What? I said, make me a sammich biatch.
6. Do you like my art? I need to see more in order to make a sound judgement call on that one.
7. Why did the SG set change during midday? To get to the other side?
8. Give me your philosophy on life. To get to the other side.
9. Do you prefer to perform oral sex or get penetrated? Can't I have both?
10. What is your favorite sport? People watching.
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scarydoll:
Driving. I love road trips!
clairevoyance:
no you didn't you SLUT...we were sober, you still owe me, you can't escape that easily. 
Only kidding love but we need to hang out again. 
Only kidding love but we need to hang out again. FUCK, My hard drive crashed and I lost my entire portfolio. Everything that I've ever done is lost. This is my job, my future lifeline, it's gone. So I don't know what I'm going to do. I have had so much shit that has happened lately, why don't I recap for those who haven't taken notes.
1. I got engaged to a crazy woman
2....
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1. I got engaged to a crazy woman
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mistakesmade:
Oh man... I'm sorry... Murphy's Law... fucking bastard.... I hope you can somehow recover the files....
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xsinonskinx:
I think you should name your Turtle Jello. I don't know why but I like naming things after food. You shouldn't move anywhere you should hang out with me. Sorry I am not on here that often you know how crazy things have been.
Well shit, I can't get out of Orlando because the roads are packed and it would take me forever to leave, so I guess I'm stuck here and I'll probably die. Here are some questions for you to answer while I'm gone.
1. What was your favorite movie as a child?
2. What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
3. Will you be my friend?
4....
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1. What was your favorite movie as a child?
2. What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
3. Will you be my friend?
4....
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creative_slacker:
What!!! There is no dying on jounals... just because suicide is in the title it is completely forbidden. You will NOT be allowed to die in the Hurricane. DAmn it.
1. The Last Unicorn
2. Cider
3. I am proud to be your cyber friend!
4. Hmmm, hearing my name, and raunchy sex talk
5. Dogboy
6. Ummm, I agree with the bunker comment.
7. How about indifferent to most people.
8. How would I be assisting you? I need to know before I
sign any contracts.
9. I never had it measured before.
10. 7 1/2
1. The Last Unicorn
2. Cider
3. I am proud to be your cyber friend!
4. Hmmm, hearing my name, and raunchy sex talk
5. Dogboy
6. Ummm, I agree with the bunker comment.
7. How about indifferent to most people.
8. How would I be assisting you? I need to know before I
sign any contracts.
9. I never had it measured before.
10. 7 1/2
scarydoll:
I can only answer one question at a time...
1. The Goonies
1. The Goonies
Holy Shit, Orlando is supposed to be hit by another hurricane this weekend, and this time it's supposed to be a catagory 5! Good Lord, Orlando got destroyed last time with a catagory 2! Oh well, I just bought passion of christ, so maybe Mel Gibson will come and save me.
Anyway, after I get all of my work done I'm going to start drawing...
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industrialpet:
thanx for the compliment on my photos..feel free to draw any pic of me! I would love 
to see something like that...and i am married(shh don't tell )and the way I take care of my significant other is by letting him live his own life and by always being there to listen to him when he needs me...basically like being best friends i guess...
to see something like that...and i am married(shh don't tell )and the way I take care of my significant other is by letting him live his own life and by always being there to listen to him when he needs me...basically like being best friends i guess...
mezereona:
lol, no, smoking won't be much of an issue when they take 'em out. Now finances, there's an issue 
And thanks for the compliment
I'm not married or in a serious relationship atm. So I'm no help there
Hmm, that would be cool to have a picture of me drawn. If there's one you'd like to use, have at it.
I see that you're into aikido. Been looking into taking classes, but unless I can do it only once a week (and I know that's not ideal at all) my schedule won't allow..that and back to the fianances part.
Just an extra tidbit..
And thanks for the compliment
I'm not married or in a serious relationship atm. So I'm no help there
Hmm, that would be cool to have a picture of me drawn. If there's one you'd like to use, have at it.
I see that you're into aikido. Been looking into taking classes, but unless I can do it only once a week (and I know that's not ideal at all) my schedule won't allow..that and back to the fianances part.
Just an extra tidbit..
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sicka:
1. Did you know that if you highlight a happy face like so, , it makes a frowny face? No I honestly didn't.
2. Fill in the blank. Good ink Makes the heart fonder.
3. What is the best cartoon ever? Sealab 2021...I love nonsense.
4. Who is the sexiest person you know? James Dean.
5. Does the fact that I am sitting here burning over 400 cds to put on my IPod make me a loser? Nah brah.
6. Did you know that if you said no to the last question that you are a very kind person? Aww, am I?
7. Michael Jackson is great despite everything, no? Yeah dude, MJ is the man.
8. What was the first Cassette tape you ever bought? Unwritten Law
9. I love you, I love you all! Sorry that wasn't a question, you have to accept my love, so there! Accepted and reciprocated
10. Do you like hallucinogenic drugs? No, but I do like kitties.
2. Fill in the blank. Good ink Makes the heart fonder.
3. What is the best cartoon ever? Sealab 2021...I love nonsense.
4. Who is the sexiest person you know? James Dean.
5. Does the fact that I am sitting here burning over 400 cds to put on my IPod make me a loser? Nah brah.
6. Did you know that if you said no to the last question that you are a very kind person? Aww, am I?
7. Michael Jackson is great despite everything, no? Yeah dude, MJ is the man.
8. What was the first Cassette tape you ever bought? Unwritten Law
9. I love you, I love you all! Sorry that wasn't a question, you have to accept my love, so there! Accepted and reciprocated
10. Do you like hallucinogenic drugs? No, but I do like kitties.
andrea:
Thank you soo much!! I'm going to send you a special picture just for you as a thank you
I'm back from KC, it was kind of fun. Everyday I get further and further behind on my work. I feel like shit, and I have to go find out now if I need surgery.
Questions
1. What is the greatest gift you've ever received?
2. Will you buy me a 40 GB I Pod? They're bloody groovy.
3. Are kids still saying things like...
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1. What is the greatest gift you've ever received?
2. Will you buy me a 40 GB I Pod? They're bloody groovy.
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creative_slacker:
Excellent tale!!! I laughed out loud at the Carrot Top revival!
mistakesmade:
Hi!
1. What is the greatest gift you've ever received?
Love.
2. Will you buy me a 40 GB I Pod? They're bloody groovy.
Ummm I like you but not that much Haha If I was rich I would.
3. Are kids still saying things like bloody and groovy?
I've never heard it. Maybe I'm just not hip.
4. If you could have a super power, what would it be?
To fly, or telekenisis.
5. Why are musicals so lame?
Cause guys wear tights.
6. What body type are you most attracted to?
Slim but defined.
7. Have you ever died for a small period of time?
Not that I am aware of, but I wouldn't be suprised.
8. If the suicide girls got in a battle royal, who would win?
Damn.... I feel like Katie would kick some ass. Or maybe Twwly.
9. Who is your favorite heroin addicted musician?
I don't follow peoples drug habits that closely.
10. What is the best video game of the 80s?
Duck hunt.
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1. What is the greatest gift you've ever received?
Love.
2. Will you buy me a 40 GB I Pod? They're bloody groovy.
Ummm I like you but not that much
Haha If I was rich I would.
3. Are kids still saying things like bloody and groovy?
I've never heard it. Maybe I'm just not hip.
4. If you could have a super power, what would it be?
To fly, or telekenisis.
5. Why are musicals so lame?
Cause guys wear tights.
6. What body type are you most attracted to?
Slim but defined.
7. Have you ever died for a small period of time?
Not that I am aware of, but I wouldn't be suprised.
8. If the suicide girls got in a battle royal, who would win?
Damn.... I feel like Katie would kick some ass. Or maybe Twwly.
9. Who is your favorite heroin addicted musician?
I don't follow peoples drug habits that closely.
10. What is the best video game of the 80s?
Duck hunt.
MM
In Kansas City, come up with your own questions and answer them.
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scarydoll:
Why would I ask myself a question in your journal? Wait, I think I just did. Or maybe I'm asking you. 
dysphunkcional:
hey sexy.... hows it going....
hope everythings going ok...
*mUaH* i miss u.... well talking to u anyways.... i had a shitty day..... i need some lovin....
lol
but seriously... well ill talk to u later mister.
always....... always sweetie
hope everythings going ok...
*mUaH* i miss u.... well talking to u anyways.... i had a shitty day..... i need some lovin....
lol
but seriously...
well ill talk to u later mister.
always....
... always sweetieGoodbyes are so hard.
Well, I broke it off with my fiance. I am single again. It was a lot easier than I had imagined, but it sure as fuck broke my heart into 1,000,000 pieces. Actually it was more like 3 pieces, but you know hyperboles are always good.
Anyway, I am just going to drink my sorrows away and hope I don't get...
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Well, I broke it off with my fiance. I am single again. It was a lot easier than I had imagined, but it sure as fuck broke my heart into 1,000,000 pieces. Actually it was more like 3 pieces, but you know hyperboles are always good.
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fenchurch:
Thank you, handsome stranger!
clairevoyance:
you're so sexxxxxxxy
Forrealz.